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[AutumnWitch]

she kicks all their arses

 

Please or pleas or peas?

 

[Regular Wise Guy]

well.. first off..

I call TOTAL shenanigans on the BatWoman kicking all their asses... I am all for equality but...NO! Hell NO! I double dog dare with with triple stampie no earies dare you to argue wit me! you see the avatar? you see the avatar?..

 

much wub!

 

oh.. and please..

 

So.. Thank you or my pleasure?

 

(howeveeeeeeeeeeeeeer!... if you wish to argue the celebrity death match of Batwoman vs. say, Batgirl or such.. bring it!)

[AutumnWitch]

yea she would and remember denial is a river is africa

 

both

[Regular Wise Guy]

oh.. oh.. well Uranus is a BIG, bright dot in the sky on a clear night!

 

Epic!

 

So who wins in celebrity death match in the above avatar pic? The smokin' blonde? or the smokin' redhead?

(money on smokin' red!)

[AutumnWitch]

they'd get distracted and start making out - tie

 

 

Why is king kong a king?

[Regular Wise Guy]

....... couple of things..

 

1) You know full well that Uranus joke had to make you laugh

2) that fight would be still AWESOME.. especially if red is a biter!

3) King by default.. no others like 'em... I mean, what.. his retarded cousin Donkey kong, who feels the need to climb unfinished buildings and throw crap at a tubby plumber for some one dimensional woman with, like.. NOOOOO personality!" It's like asking WHY, WHY did Popeye and Bluto fight over a woman with an ADAMS APPLE!

 

Why is tuna the chicken of the sea?

[AutumnWitch]

cuz it tastes like chicken of course

 

Do you think they should make I-phones for babies?

[Regular Wise Guy]

No.. good lord a baby has more important things to worry about that who wanting to be bestie and whats trending.. I mean REAL important issues like... boobies, and poopin' and nap time!... plenty of time for the trival stuff.. later!

 

Do you think there should be a mandatory idiot test required before certain couples are allowed to breed?

[AutumnWitch]

I better not answer that...people will question my "liberal" card

 

Is it a sin if you're feeling no pain?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Nah.. feeling no pain? sin? meh... since believing in fairy farts and unicorn poop do not exactly qualify as measurements of sound morality, I am sure big guns upstairs can let that one... slide!

 

Should ignorance be allowed to spread at the cost of sound reason? or to make sure everyone doesn't get their itty, bitty, butt-monkey feewings hurt?

 

You can't question my card.. its got a JOKER on it!

[AutumnWitch]

fairy toots smell like poopourri...leave them alone you big meaine

 

 

Why you so mean to fairies?

[Regular Wise Guy]

paaallleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese woman! always flying around leaving that dusty s't everywhere.. NEVER.. I mean NEVER cleaning it up.. always tugging on the cape.. getting caught in the batmobiles wheels.. you have ANY IDEA.. how much rims on that thing cost to clean? yeah .yeah.. "you're Bruce Wayne.. Billionare... blah, blah..".. its principle!

 

Who wins in a celebrity death match? Tinker Bell or .... see.. see.. .can't even name another one! that's how much they suck!  

 

much luv!

 

Who wins in celebrity death match.. Mary Popkins or Alfred Pennyworth?

[AutumnWitch]

you are confusing pixies with fairies.... pixies are trouble making wee buggers.

 

Poppins has magic...not contest

 

 

archie bunker or peter griffin

[Regular Wise Guy]

No contest.. Peter.. you take on the Chickenman suit.. multiple times.. and ALWAYS walk away.. you are legend!  no arm chair chubby can beat that!

 (no confusion.. they both leave that dusty s't everywhere! )

 

Who wins.. Al Bundy or Homer Simpson?

[AutumnWitch]

Homer is kewl but Al is DA MAN.

 

 

Sons of Anarchy or GoT in battle royale

[Regular Wise Guy]

Sons of Anarchy  please are you serious?

 

Oh.. what's that.. a shiny sword? really? see this.. its called a semi-automatic rifle.. wanna know what magic power it holds.. BULLETS ya bastard!... oh, oh.. look at your pretty steeds.. See this.. its call a Harley Davidson.. and I promise when I run you over... that shiny armor will NOT HELP!

 

The Cast of Friends vs. the Cast of How I met your mother? to the DEATH!

[AutumnWitch]

HIMYM has Willow and she's a witch.

 

 

Who's faster the Flash or Santa Clause?

[Regular Wise Guy]

well Da' Flash of coarse..... faster than the speed of light... Oh sure, Santa cant get off his fat ass but ONCE a year and have to be pulled by all those slave reigndeer (EVIL...slavery is bad!).. and he travels at what? the speed of smell?

 

Why are both pants and panties.. a singular item.. referred to as a pair?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz back in the olden days they had multiple parts.

 

Why do I know so much useless information?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Because it is always better to have it and not need it.. than to need it and not have it!

 

So who wins the galactic death match... The Aliens or The Predators?

[AutumnWitch]

It becomes a numbers game.

 

Star Wars vs Star Trek

[Regular Wise Guy]

Star Wars... Because no one ever found a captains "log" on the Aluminum Falcon, not one them were from FRANCE but spoke with a perfect English accent.. and no one, I mean no one.. calls.. Han Solo a b***ch!

 

 

Who wins the battle of wills... The Dread Pirate Roberts.. or Profession Xavier (of the Xmen?) 

[AutumnWitch]

Proff would win but I like both of them....as you wish.

 

 

Hey who won the NLCS? 

[Regular Wise Guy]

Apparently the Giants spanked dat ass...

 

Who won the national cricket tourney? or jousting.... football? whatever that awesome sport is that looks like golf with big balls.

[AutumnWitch]

I bloody hate cricket

 

Did you know I used to be a competitive jouster?