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#276
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Yes, but you'd have to stare at it for months in order to notice any changes because grass, like hair, grows gradually.

 

What swear words would a cow use?



#277
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@#*&@#@@##@

 

 

If everyone comes home with sand on them why is there still sand on the beach ?



#278
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Because it's magical sand... :o

 

Is Arnold Schwarznegger a Giraffe?


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#279
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No more like a gorilla

 

 

What come first chicken or duck ?


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#280
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Chicken comes first in alphabetical order.

 

On a scale from -111,012,333 to 9,000,000, how much do you like the idea of being a dog?



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My dogs don't do any work outside of hogging the couch, but they can't play video games. I think I'll take being a human.

 

What does the fox eat?



#282
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Foxes.

 

Why is Party Rock Anthem such  a good song?



#283
Master Warder Z_

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Because of marijuana.

 

Why did i wake up on my stove this morning?



#284
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Because mescaline is the only way to fly.

 

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?



#285
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A meany poop head.

 

Why is Ashley so damn ugly?



#286
Orian Tabris

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Because Liara isn't in the room?

 

What's in a rose?



#287
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The inside of a rose

 

 

Why don`t cats bark ?


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#288
Derpy

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Because catdog failed.

 

Why is cheese awesome?



#289
Jorji Costava

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Because it can be served with live maggots in it.

 

How do you know you're not a brain in a vat?



#290
Orian Tabris

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Because I'm a chair.

 

What's a battle?



#291
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Making kids eat vegies

 

 

Why are but and butt different ?



#292
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Because whoever invented the english language ran out of words to use for different things.

 

Why are there annoying creatures such as Spiders and Flies?



#293
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Flies eat corpses and spiders eat flies. What do you eat?

 

What do you get when you cross a tabletop gamer with a woman?



#294
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This.

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Why are the most insane characters always the best?

#295
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Because they're so much fun to watch at it.

 

Why do you have a pony as your avatar?



#296
Derpy

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Because I got the guts to.

 

Why don't you have a pony avatar?



#297
Deathangel008

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because i prefer to eat them instead of using them as avatar.

why are plants green and not black?



#298
NekkidNones

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Because the sun doesn't emit much black light.

 

Why does Mr.Bean hate that 3-wheeled blue truck so much?



#299
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it reminds him of the mako from mass effect

 

 

why is cake is a lie?



#300
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Because the art of baking is now less popular than the art of lying. (I can tell you why. I've tried both.)

 

What is the meaning of wife?