Yes, but you'd have to stare at it for months in order to notice any changes because grass, like hair, grows gradually.
What swear words would a cow use?
Yes, but you'd have to stare at it for months in order to notice any changes because grass, like hair, grows gradually.
What swear words would a cow use?
@#*&@#@@##@
If everyone comes home with sand on them why is there still sand on the beach ?
Because it's magical sand... ![]()
Is Arnold Schwarznegger a Giraffe?
No more like a gorilla
What come first chicken or duck ?
Chicken comes first in alphabetical order.
On a scale from -111,012,333 to 9,000,000, how much do you like the idea of being a dog?
My dogs don't do any work outside of hogging the couch, but they can't play video games. I think I'll take being a human.
What does the fox eat?
Foxes.
Why is Party Rock Anthem such a good song?
Because of marijuana.
Why did i wake up on my stove this morning?
Because mescaline is the only way to fly.
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A meany poop head.
Why is Ashley so damn ugly?
Because Liara isn't in the room?
What's in a rose?
The inside of a rose
Why don`t cats bark ?
Because catdog failed.
Why is cheese awesome?
Because I'm a chair.
What's a battle?
Making kids eat vegies
Why are but and butt different ?
Because whoever invented the english language ran out of words to use for different things.
Why are there annoying creatures such as Spiders and Flies?
Flies eat corpses and spiders eat flies. What do you eat?
What do you get when you cross a tabletop gamer with a woman?
Because they're so much fun to watch at it.
Why do you have a pony as your avatar?
Because I got the guts to.
Why don't you have a pony avatar?
because i prefer to eat them instead of using them as avatar.
why are plants green and not black?
Because the sun doesn't emit much black light.
Why does Mr.Bean hate that 3-wheeled blue truck so much?
it reminds him of the mako from mass effect
why is cake is a lie?
Because the art of baking is now less popular than the art of lying. (I can tell you why. I've tried both.)
What is the meaning of wife?