A snowflake inside a kernel of popcorn.
Why can't you grow turkeys by planting a turkey leg?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#2977
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:02
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you have to plant two
If I ran off the edge of the earth what direction would I fall?
#2978
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:02
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Because I keep eating them before you can get them in the ground.
You would fall outwards.
Why isn't more food served on a stick?
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#2979
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:05
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stick discrimination.. its a skinny faction
Why do blue birds not sing the blues?
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Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:20
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Because they're white.
Why water make sound that makes me want to pee?
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Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:23
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Because you dont pee enough during the day young man!
Why is water not pink?
#2982
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:25
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I wont bother with the scientific reason so... cuz pink makes it look fat
where is the "other side"?
#2983
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:32
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It's on the back, try flipping it over.
What will you do when you get there?
#2984
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:34
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arm wrestle with Joan of Arc
why do so many people believe in a zombie messiah?
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Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:34
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Cos Vampires sparkle now.
What does YOLO mean?
#2986
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:38
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young old love onions
where did I leave my keys?
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Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:40
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In your freezer, you forgot them there when you went to thrash that man in there whom you killed two days ago 
Why did you kill that man?
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#2988
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:43
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Because he took my burrito while I was sitting down in the men's room! 
Why don't I give a damn about dams?
#2989
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:44
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because you're already all wet
why is electricity do shocking?
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Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:45
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Because sparkles.
How do I Skyrim Shuffle?
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Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:47
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You don't... you are not allowed to do that...
Why are you always picking your nose??!!
#2992
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:48
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cuz its impolite to pick others
why are you so hot?
#2993
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:50
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Because my dog insists that he lays on my lap... He's like a lovable furry heated blanket of doom!
Why do dogs lick EVERYTHING!?
#2994
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 08:55
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orally fixated
where are all the damn cherries?
#2995
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 09:59
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I used them all up making Chutney!
What is the dryer doing with all my missing socks?
#2996
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 10:01
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selling them to needy goblins under the sofa
Why is there no remote control to find your missing remote controls?
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#2997
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 10:04
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Hey you should patent that idea Autumn
Why did i get an invite to the beta keep ?
#2998
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 10:07
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Because you're awesome, and we're not. 
I wanted to the invitation. Waaahhhh .
I'm considering becoming a children's presentator. Will this mask be acceptable? I just want something iconic that the children will love. It's such a cute adorable little mask, that gives me a warm feeling inside. Anyone think that children will love it?
#2999
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 10:08
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I've been in the Keep for ages
Why is BW so fuddy duddy somertimes?
#3000
Posté 17 octobre 2014 - 10:16
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@ Abe it was a typo should have been didn`t 
@ Autumn because BW is full of grumpy old men 
Why is Autumn in the keep and Abe and i aren`t ? ( what`s it like Autumn shiny ? )
