oh its not BioWare's fault.. entirely! 
Sadly this is a wonderful industry that hinges on the concept that "It really only takes one person to F' it up for everybody else!"
Why does the term politically correct exist.. when there are few correct politicians?
good point!
what happens when you give a politician some Viagra?
in a brief, but very futile moment of clarity...
That politician suddenly realizes that he / she may actually have a job to do.. sadly not a lot gets done is the span of 4 hours, after that they need
medical attention!
Who wins in the celebrity death match The politician on Viagra or the The politician on sodium pentothal?
no....they get taller
Where did all the clowns go?
Well me personally, I'm, trying out The Keep too! As for the rest of those bastards.. probably all worried that their "make up" is running.
Do you think Mr. Owl was right when it said it really only takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
No, Mr. Owl has a forged license. Do not trust that hooter.
Why is american football still called football?
cuz the Yanks are.... I better shut up now.
Why do we have to sleep?
I'm about to go to bed.
I'm so tired right now.
I'll answer your question when I'm awake.
If you are a bad dancer, is it okay to dance in front of a crowd?
Because we silly 'Mericans thought, as reasonabily and Hillybillies do.. that at the time, "foot"ball sounded just a bit so sexier than soccer!
Or as autumn witch so lovingly admitted.. we is Yanks! ( my Ninja'd!)
sleep? what evil voodoo are you spewing? have to.. ... I could only imagine that it must be, because sex is actually tiring after a while..
Who wins in the Celebrity death math.. The Dancing Bear of the Bearded Lady?
Bears are pretty tough,.
Lions, tiger or bears oh my!
@Abraham
My friend.... Dance you F'n ass off anytime.. anywhere!
@ AutumnWitch
Why you sexy beast you.. oh my.. I'm sure you would rock and "own" a Dorothy costume to the max.. 
So, mysteries of super-heros: Did Tiger-Man get bitten by a tiger then fall into radioactive toxic waste? Or... did the tiger come into contact with the radioactive toxic waste and then bit the one who would become Tiger-Man?
Epic!
I am not aware of TIger man....I know od Tigress tho and she is HAWT
How many pecks in a banana on a boat sailing south?
Phrasing young woman!.. there are children on these forums.. such talk could be.. too mature and scandalous!
cause.. well.. That's what she said..
So who wins the battle to the death.. The Samurai Rabbit or the Ninja Turtle?
Ninjas are puny. wet eared ****** compared to the Samurai
Jolly Green Giant or Charlie the Tuna
What are you kidding? Jolly would ****** slap that fish right into his own can!
Who wins the Cereal death match: Lucky from Lucky Charms, Toucan Sam of Fruit Loops, Or Trix Rabbit from Trix?
Lucky he has magic
Who wins Bart Simpson or Dennis the Menace?
please sexy woman!? Bart Simpson.. His chaos extends all over Springfield, so by sheer QUANTITY of awesomeness and utter ruin! ... Denis only had a hard-on for getting on Mr. Wilsons nerves.
So who wins the super-hero pet death match: Spider-Ham or Krypto the super-dog?
Krypto because even in dog form spider anything is still superman's ******
The Incredibles vs Fantastic Four
Oh my holy hells! Incredibles... Not ONLY do the technically have numbers, but they just got it on girl!.... and not to mention a costume designer who is FABULOUS!.. what do the FF got.... stretch arm strong, pet rock, shy girl and a zippo lighter? pshhht!
Who wins the title of best dressed: Catwoman? Poison Ivy? Harley Quinn?
That's a three way tie....
Who would like to spend the night with?
depends who they were with the nite before
Superman and Batman play a game or normal chess...who wins?
Alfred! No contest.. You can be the most advanced thing-a-bob-do-hicky in all the world, but what good is all that if the power goes out cause some tech-nerd tripped over the power-cord?
Who would benefit the most competing on "The Biggest Loser": The Penguin? Clayface? or Marvels Blob? or Marvels King Pin?
Blob
Why is it when you notice the notice there`s no notice to notice ?
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