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[XoXmemeXoX]

Cuz the notice never notice the notice


Would this reality be fiction to the other realities?

[AutumnWitch]

yes or course

 

Are we really living in a small quantum bubble in  myriad of billions of other universes or is there just one universe? 

[Regular Wise Guy]

 We are just one little blue orb amidst an infinite number  that make up the marbles in a bag of one very hyper-active celestial child on a sugar high!

 

Who wins the title of best mom in cartoon? Marge Simpson or Lois Griffon?

[Al Bundy]

That's how many eggs you need to plant a tomato salad in the daylight a few hours after sunset

How come the Chair of the meeting doesn't have four legs?

[Abraham_uk]

The chair does.

 

Two for walking with and the other two are used as arms.

 

 

Are you doing something interesting for Halloween?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Because unless you plan on testing the theory of gravity, it NEVER, EVER seemed to be a problem for Big Bird on Sesame Street!

 

So who wins in the celebrity death match? Aquaman? Or King Triton from The Little Mermaid?

[Abraham_uk]

Aquaman. He summons great monsters of the oceans to slay King Triton!

 

The Prince of Death has fallen in love with The Prince of Life.

Do you have any relationship advice for The Prince of Death?

[Qwib Qwib]

Kill him very violently. Stab him repeatedly, avoiding vital organs and major arteries so there is much blood and pain involved.

 

Why do I have to put a question here? I can never think of one.

[Abraham_uk]

You just thought of a question...

You walking contradiction!

 

Is there a song about irony that actually understands what irony is?

Or is the only tune about irony that 90's tune from Alanis Morissette?

[Regular Wise Guy]

I believe one such example would be the 80's tune: "Once In a Lifetime" by Talking Heads! Irony at its most amusing Abstract!

 

So who wins in the celebrity death match of utter death: The Adam Corrola Grim Reaper or the Norm McDonald Reaper, both from Family Guy?

[Katiefrost]

Neither. Neither one were grim enough.


If Peter Piper packed a peck of pickled Green Bay Packers, how many pickled Green Bay Packers did Peter Piper pack?

[Abraham_uk]

Sold 30 thousand. Made loads of money too!

 

What is the worst thing that could happen to you on Halloween?

[Katiefrost]

I might see something like this



Would you rather be tricked or treated?

[TheChosenOne]

Tricked. So I can use the same trick on someone else 

 

If a bear challenged you to a fight, would you?

[Abraham_uk]

No. I wouldn't stand a chance.

Unless I were a shapeshifter.

 

Can you think of any funny ways for shapeshifters to use their abilities for Halloween themed pranks?

[bEVEsthda]

If they did, someone would probably shoot them. So, either something armor plated, or something already with holes in it, for the bullet to pass through.

 

If you're flying, and the direction for some reason happens to be vertically downwards, why is it not called flying?

[smoke and mirrors]

Because it`s call crashing

 

 

If you collide with someone while jogging but you leave them and just jog off is it called hit and run ?

[Katiefrost]

Doesn't sound very nice what ever it's called. But if it's done by a Labrador retriever, at the beach, it's forgivable.


If your friends grow claws and fangs, are they still your friends?

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes their your best friends now .... unless they bite .

 

Why do dogs wag their tails when their happy ?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Because we mere mortals no longer have our tails and we still use archaic methods like laughter and speech to express such awesomeness!

 

So, who wins in the galactic death match of utter death: the ship Serenity from Firefly, or U.S.S. NC-1701? Have at it my fellow nerds!

[Abraham_uk]

Firefly

 

There would be no dog fight.

Malcolm Reynolds would challenge the rival captain to a game of Galactic Death Match themed monopoly, whilst making funny quips.

The crew of the U.S.S NC-1701 would be charmed by Malcolm's funny jokes and by the antics of the Serenity crew.

 

Oh and the Crew of serenity would win the monopoly match.

No one dies and Serenity wins. Quite literally. The lack of any violent confrontation was quite serene.

 

 

 

 

You meet a person that can only communicate through internet memes.

What kind of conversation would you have with said person?

[TheChosenOne]

All kinds of conversations..........

 

 

How would you stop a fight between a bear and a pissed off redneck?

[Katiefrost]

One that would probably invent a lot of new memes. Which could be fun.
Also, as to the fight: Why stop it, place some bets.


Will Vulcan mind melds ever become possible and a favored method of communication?

[The Love Runner]

We might be disturbed like McCoy was.

Can the Invisibility Cloak Deathly Hallow be seen by the Eye of Sauron?