Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Edit: Double ninjaeeeddddd??? Damnnnnnnnn LOL 
@TheChosenone
I'd push the redneck off the cliff.... haha and then slowly walk towards the bear and say: Hey prettty bear... dont worry now, you're safe, run off to the wild, you're free, run, ruuuuuuuun , ruuuuuuuuuuuuun buddy!!!
@GalacticRunner
Hmmmm..... it cannot be seen... but it can if it is wearing pink contact lenses 
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Why are rednecks called rednecks?
Because their necks get red when they see black people 
Can the Eye of Sauron see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Haha
Noo nooo it cannot! Cause kids always knows how to hide the cinnamon in their school bags!
Does spiderman have slimy hands? and if he do, does he touch his woman with slime then? YUK!!
Yes, and fans should also be able to contribute based on peanut and alcohol consumption.
What color is an orange?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
It's white combined with green... 
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What would the mixture of spiderman and batwomans kids look like?
One to put the rose in their mouth, one to call 911 to get the thorns out of the others lips.
Why do shopping carts always have a wobbly wheel?
Let me answer this video with a youtube video.
All that drunken tomfoolery fun must put a lot of strain on those wheels.
We've adapted everything into a film.
Real life
Books
Television Series
Theatrical plays
Theme park rides
Video games
Daft things people say on podcasts
Comic Books
Graphic Novels
Films (we call them remakes or reboots)
So if a painting was adapted into a film, what would it look like?
Oh that kind of adaptation is done all the time. Ask anyone on LSD... I keeed! 
So who wins the celebrity death match of ultimate boobies? Stripperella or any Dc Universe female character?
..... Most likely for the same reason shrubs grow in the bushes; It is the only logical way to cultivate ninja skills for hiding in plain sight!
So who wins the celebrity death match of sexiest beast? X-men's Beast or Beast from Beauty and the Beast (1980's Ron Pearlman.. that new CW version is WEAK!)
Guest_Master of Gundams_*
X men's beast.
What is Marvel's slang for "straight talk?" back in the comics?
they have 1 but you have to buy every copy to know which one
are jeans bad for Gene's genes?
No, but he can only wear them on Mondays.
What do you do when you encounter blood-thirsty seal?
Ask it nicely to go away .
Why don`t people and blood-thirsty seals have nice manners ?
This isn`t a waste it`s the time of your life .
Why is life so short ?
Guest_Master of Gundams_*
Because he drove a car into a police station.
What happens when you have a vision about death and avoid it?
Guest_Master of Gundams_*
Destroy Mankind and the Battlestar Galactica
What happens if you get Geass'd by Lelouch?
(Only those who watched Code Geass can answer correctly).
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