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[smoke and mirrors]

It`s a fetish

 

If you did something silly but no one saw it did it really happen ?

[Regular Wise Guy]

It damn well better, because some of us still NEED to justify running around butt-ass NEKKID!

 

Who wins the celebrity death math of ultimate booty? Marvel's The Blob, or an DC female character?

[Abraham_uk]

Okay. I'll pick Wonder Woman.

 

She is Superman but without his weakness to Kryptonite.

The Blob will be a challenging opponent but Wonder Woman would come out on top.

 

 

Jennifer Garner once said that Electra could beat up Batman.

How would that fight go?

 

[Regular Wise Guy]

Batman would throw that fight regardless, because has his history shows, he has an induring weak spot for strong-willed, intelligent, sexy women! He is fully prepared to "take one for the team" if it means playtime with a bad ass chick!

 

So who wins the celebrity death match of "you can look but you cant touch" teasing? DC's Poison Ivy or Marvel's Rogue?

[Abraham_uk]

Poison Ivy.

 

Poison Ivy would make so many bad plant related puns that Rogue will eventually say "ENOUGH WITH THE PLANT PUNS".

 

 

You are given the task of remaking The Shawshank Redemption. You have been told to make the remake "so bad it's good".

What creative choices would you come up with?

[Regular Wise Guy]

1) The character portrayed by Time Robbins is not just an accountant, but also a former special ops combat instructor - Thereby making ALL fight scenes where he literally beats the ever-loving hell out of anyone who gets on his nerves. 2) The "sisterhood" is, in fact, a group of very tall (all over 6 ft.) bulky, hairy dudes who are in fact completely "drag queened" out to fabulous proportions and in fact hate violence but still love to toss salads 3) The Character portrayed by Morgan Freeman is in fact a transsexual who used to be a woman and thus gives advice from that perspective, even though displayed as a tough, gruff-looking man!

    

   There by the new reduex title would be "The Fabulous Shawsnhank Redemption"

 

So who wins the celebrity death match of utter bad ass teddy bear type? Mr. Ving Rhymes or the late Mr. Michael Clark Ducan (r.i.p)?

[Katiefrost]

Jack Nickelson as the head prison warden.


Is it fair to throw silverware along with food in a food fight?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Why it certainly is, because that is what is commonly referred to in warfare as "tactical advantage" or more commonly "superior fire power"

 

So would certain sporting events benefit from being amalgamated with other events? For example... how much more fun would golf be with a shot clock and full contact tackle?

[Katiefrost]

I don't know about that, but a baseball game played on a hockey ice rink with teams in skates would quite a sight.


Are these 2 people bosom buddies?

[Abraham_uk]

Yes they are.

They are also keeping the giant inflatable plastic ball industry alive.

 

Tom Hardy is singing tunes at a Karaoke bar in his "Bane" voice.

What song suggestion do you have for him? (Has to be a famous pop song).

[Regular Wise Guy]

Tom Hardy as "Bane" would redfine F'd up sound by singing either Wayne Newtons "Danke Shoen" or.. get this, ANY song by Franke Sinatra! MAGIC I tell ya, pure magic!

 

So who wins the celebrity death match of utter fake ass idiot? Any "real housewives" cast member, or any "mob wives" cast member?

[Katiefrost]

I'm sure the Kardashians are in the contest too...

If George R.R. Martin were to "kill" you in one of his Game of Thrones stories, how would you like to die?

[Al Bundy]

I'd wait and chainsee what happens

Is Sylvester Stalin a superstar in Russia?

[XoXmemeXoX]

neither.

 

 

what would happen to me if i were mugged and say to the mugger ''do you accept debit card or credit card?''

[smoke and mirrors]

The mugger would use their own personal ATM machine .

 

 

How fast can muggers run carrying ATM machines ?

[Al Bundy]

Muggers carrying ATMs don't run as fast as the A-Team carrying muggers.

What is Mr T.'s first name?!

[themikefest]

Mrs. S

 

Why is a basketball round?

[XoXmemeXoX]

so it looks like a head

 

 

is it silly to ask the same silly question?

[Dovahzeymahlkey]

depends if its 3:32am of every 3rd tuesday of the month.

 

has anyone really been far even as decide to use even go want to do look more like?

[FraQ]

I always look more like. Even when I decide to want have been really far!

 

 

What started the internet's my little pony obsession?

[smoke and mirrors]

i have no idea to that one

 

 

If you switched bodies with someone what would be the first thing you did ?

[XoXmemeXoX]

run around nekkid in the street

 

is a dead possum really dead?

[AutumnWitch]

Yes....unless it's playing possum.

 

Where you can get a bucket repaired?

[Jock Cranley]

Whenever you can buy a new bucket.

 

Why Autumn and not Spring or Winter?