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[Monster A-Go Go]

Because of the word feuillemort.

 

Why not Zoidberg?

[The Love Runner]

Because he gave me Simpsons Jaundice!

Can you eat shiny metal shorts?

[Monster A-Go Go]

No, but I can bite shiny metal ass.

 

Why doesn't meat come in more flavours?

[XoXmemeXoX]

then that would be silly

 

can superman wear in underwear in the right order?

[Abraham_uk]

No. Here's why...

 

 

 

 

 

Ultron ruined Pinocchio for me.

Dr Who ruined

Spoiler

Mary Poppins for me

 

 

How else can film and television ruin my Disney childhood?

[AutumnWitch]

you burn your lap.

 

When does time run backwards?

[Abraham_uk]

Response to One Woman Army

Spoiler

 

Ugh oh. I left the power on too long!

 

Quick. Better switch of the power supply.

Okay. Nothing is going to... Blasted flames!

 

[The electrical fire spreads and consumes the entire house].

 

The insurance company cannot cover this fire, but at least I'm still alive.

Homeless, but alive no less.

 

@Autumn Witch.

 

Time runs backwards when you drive over 88 miles per hour with a flux capacitor.

 

 

 

If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning?

If yes, why?

If no, why?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Are you kidding? Of freakin' coarse I would hammer in the morning.. Who the hell doesn't enjoy nailing something at any point during the day!

 

So who wins the celebrity death match of hot chicks that can whoop serious ass: Gina Carino or Ronda Rousey?

[AutumnWitch]

Pretty even match. Gina has the size but Rhonda has the speed. Who ever got the lucky first,

 

 

What does it mean when a sidewinder snake slithers in a straight line?

[Katiefrost]

He's trying to unwind...

If not now, when?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Later.

 

Where do lost socks go?

[AutumnWitch]

 

 

The fifth dimension of course.

 

 

Will we ever be able to detect single gravitons?

[Farci Reprimer]

Only if we put large doses of Bat DNA into our system.

 

We know the name of the wife of Biggus Diggus in Monty Python, but what is the name of his brother I wonder?

 

[Katiefrost]

His name Brian.


How do you get a guy to leave the toilet seat down?

[Jock Cranley]

Make him sit down for everything.

 

How do you make a woman put the toilet seat down?

[Dominus]

A combination of Hypnotism, Satanic Ritual, and being overly polite.

What's with kids these days?

[Katiefrost]

Too many episodes of Walking Dead...


Why is the bathroom the most dangerous room in the house?

[AutumnWitch]

gas

 

 

Who is faster, Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

[smoke and mirrors]

Road runners legs are longer

 

Why does a party hat look like a dunces hat ?

[Abraham_uk]

Oh look. The last post (before this one) was on my birthday.

 

 

Wrong. A party hat is actually attractive. It shows you have a child like persona that goes down well with the children.

If you were to settle down with said person, they'd probably make a wonderful parent.

 

 

If you were President of Earth, how would you run the world?

[SnipedArm]

I'd run on a treadmill.

 

Which came first? 

[Abraham_uk]

Neither the chicken, nor the egg.

Thanks to this little theory called "Evolution" we know the single celled organism came first.

 

 

If Batman had Superman's powers, how would he use them?

[FraQ]

He'd use them while hanging from the ceiling upside down?

 

Where are the bathrooms in Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory?

[Fast Jimmy]

He'd use them while hanging from the ceiling upside down?

Where are the bathrooms in Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory?

There's a reason there is a chocolate river running through the place.

Who let the dogs out?