The cat.
How crazy is crazy?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#3127
Posté 17 novembre 2014 - 04:24
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Anything North of "bat-shitzu" is tolerable.. Anything south of bat-shitzu is well, crazy... just ask anyone at the border of Bat-shitzu!
So who wins the celebrity death match of mega action Bat-shitzu crazy? Mel Gibson or David Hasselhoff?
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#3128
Posté 17 novembre 2014 - 04:38
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Mel Gibson and his beaver hand puppet.
Tim Curry and Nicolas Cage enter a bar in over acting mode. What happens next?
#3129
Posté 24 novembre 2014 - 02:34
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Rocky Horror Ghost Rider Show.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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#3130
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Posté 24 novembre 2014 - 03:02
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Destroy the world.
Are you tripping balls?
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#3131
Posté 24 novembre 2014 - 06:33
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No. I'm trrrrrriiiiiipping ovver baallls. [Smack]
Note to self. Don't post on forums whilst walking.
If you had a hammer,
would you hammer in the morning?
Would you hammer in the evening?
All over this land?
Would you hammer out danger?
Would you hammer out a warning?
Would you hammer out of love between your brothers and your sisters?
All! All over this land?
Or would you be like "can't touch this"?
#3132
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Posté 24 novembre 2014 - 06:37
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Can't touch this.
Would you try to bone a Xenomorph?
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#3133
Posté 25 novembre 2014 - 02:29
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No I won't bone an Xenomorph, i am not that big of an Xenophile.
Are you xenophile?
#3134
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Posté 25 novembre 2014 - 01:04
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No.
Are you?
#3135
Posté 25 novembre 2014 - 01:48
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No.
I haven't met any aliens.
If Disney purchased Bioware, what would Bioware games be like?
#3136
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Posté 25 novembre 2014 - 01:52
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A legit reason to off yourself due to Shepard being Micky mouse and the Normandy beating Harbinger with friendship and magic. Seriously though the most disturbing thought of that is what they would do to the KROGAN! It would be a sing along game as well.
As for Dragon Age: How to train a Dragon... or did someone else do that.
Doesn't matter though. I'm sure they'll buy mass effect out and turn it into a bootyless, nonviolent train wreck.
What would happen if Disney created Gundam? (A very disturbing question).
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#3137
Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 08:04
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Disney could buy Gundam and make sequels, which could be strange:
Do turkeys trot?
Do turkeys trot?
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#3138
Posté 28 novembre 2014 - 07:58
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Turkeys do indeed trot.
Good old Charleston I say.
What happens if you combine the Charleston and break dancing?
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#3139
Posté 29 novembre 2014 - 08:38
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Broken bones.
Have you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Have you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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#3140
Guest_Master of Gundams_*
Posté 29 novembre 2014 - 08:52
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Everytime.
Are not Spartans, we're-
What is it?
#3141
Posté 29 novembre 2014 - 09:10
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Party Animals.
A new activity for seniors...
Have you ever eaten all the frosting off a cake?
A new activity for seniors...
Have you ever eaten all the frosting off a cake?
#3142
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Posté 29 novembre 2014 - 09:19
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Yes.
What can you tbag tank wreckage with?
oh, and it was Guardians, not party animals.
#3143
Posté 29 novembre 2014 - 04:16
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A few misconceptions.
First of all that tank was not wreckage.
It was my first attempt at making an army tank using spare parts I found in a scrap yard.
Second of all that was my victory dance.
I was so pleased with my makeshift dance that I did a victory dance that involved bouncing up and down.
Because I wasn't willing to jump on the tank, I bended and unbended my knees instead.
Hang on. Someone posted the video on Youtube! 
How many videos of cats will it take to distract people's attention away from that embarrassing victory dance?
#3144
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Posté 29 novembre 2014 - 09:11
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None whatsoever.
Who is the most violent toaster in fallout?
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#3145
Posté 29 novembre 2014 - 11:53
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It would be the washingmachine!
Would a banana be jealous of the orange's coat?
Would a banana be jealous of the orange's coat?
#3146
Posté 01 décembre 2014 - 10:17
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No. The banana would be more worried about getting eaten.
The orange on the other hand would be more worried about being juice.
#3147
Posté 02 décembre 2014 - 07:38
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Actually the banana is jealous because it's not pictured on the fruit of the loom label:
Does Santa shop at Victoria's Secret?
Does Santa shop at Victoria's Secret?
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#3148
Posté 02 décembre 2014 - 03:20
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of course Mrs Claus needs to be happy.
are you my toy?
#3149
Posté 05 décembre 2014 - 12:31
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No, you have big teeth and you'll tear my stuffing out.
Have you ever gotten a lump of coal for Christmas?
Have you ever gotten a lump of coal for Christmas?
#3150
Posté 05 décembre 2014 - 08:25
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Well,.. once it had burned... I guess.
Making a movie about the great hero Vlad III "Tepes" Dragwlya seems like a good idea.
Now why did they make such a silly, bad one, clouds of bats and whatnot? When it could have been so awesome?
