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[Katiefrost]

An anemic imagination maybe.

What's that noise coming from under your bed?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Probably my house boy Ricardo. Silly dog keeps trying to quit on me.

 

Why is that how when that there came to be where?

[Jstatham1227]

Lincoln.

 

If time stood still, how would you get it out of your way? 

[TheChosenOne]

Beat it's ass

How does one eat a sandwich?

[Abraham_uk]

When not in a rush, one takes long slow bites, savouring every morel allowing the food to be evenly dispersed across the tongue.

When in a rush, one stuffs the whole sandwich into their mouth and floods their mouth with bottled water to speed up the process.

 

How does Yoda celebrate Christmas?

[Katiefrost]

Yodel, he does.

If you were to design a Christmas tree top ornament what would it look like?

[The Love Runner]

A tiny model of a Christmas tree. TREECEPTION!!

If Jack Sparrow's compass can't point North, how would he find the North Pole?

[FraQ]

He packed himself and addressed it to Santa Clause.

 

What made the Grinch so gosh darn grumpy?!

[Beerfish]

Not enough Roast Beast.....and that infernal Whoville singing!

 

Why did Horton not hear a what, why or where?

[Beerfish]

The bear ate his crackers.

 

How did Santa latch on to such a schmexy Mr's Claus with such a short Mr's Claus dress?

[Abraham_uk]

Umm. That's not a dress. Mrs Claus forgot her trousers.

Rather than look embarrassed, she decided to rock the new look?

[Melee or Die]

Umm. That's not a dress. Mrs Claus forgot her trousers.
Rather than look embarrassed, she decided to rock the new look?

For posterity's sake. Also, answer:


Which one of you has a lovely bunch of Dragonballs?

Spoiler

*More empty space*

[Abraham_uk]

Mauled Red Wine! Because it's Christmas!

 

If you challenged people from all over the world to photoshop your face, in which nation would your photo shopped image look most appealing to you?

 

[FraQ]

They can't Photoshop my face because it's impossible to get a picture of me, I'm elusive... like Bigfoot!

 

What's the best present to receive on Christmas?

[Abraham_uk]

You, apparently.

 

So, you're shoved into a box and after sever hours Mariah Carey opens it up yelling "Best Christmas present ever"!

 

How do you feel?

[TheChosenOne]

like the best Christmas present ever!! Who wouldn't want a Darth Vader!?

 

 

If Man could fly... would we poop on each others like birds?

[spinachdiaper]

Nope. we would drop those bombs on flightless birds.

 

 

If all our consciousness was a physical place where would we buy ours pants?

[AshenSugar]

No, it's Saturday, how could I?

 

How many Mexicans?

[Abraham_uk]

112.3 Million people live in Mexico. Not all of them are Mexican. Most of them are.

Then there are the Mexicans who live abroad.

So to answer your question, I don't know.

 

Oh a silly answer. Well since we're all related, there is a little Mexican in all of us. So over 7 Billion Mexicans worldwide.

 

 

If a whole week's meals consisted of a Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut, Mac Donald's, Mac Donald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut, what would be the impact of the restaurateur's body? (We're assuming the restaurateur was smart enough to space their meals and did not "eat to the beat").

[FraQ]

The person in question would likely go to sleep on the last day, a cocoon would form around them and after seven days of incredible metamorphosis they would emerge reborn:

 

 

 

 

 

Why can't I find the Island of Misfit Toys on Googlemaps?

[Abraham_uk]

Because your eyes are covered in food.

 

 

So the new film about Moses has a mostly white cast.

If a TV series about Henry VIII had an entirely black cast, who would be cast as?

 

Henry VIII

Catherine of Aragon

Anne Boleyn

Jane Seymour

Anne of Cleves

Kathryn Howard

Katherine Parr

Cardinal Wolsey

Thomas More

Thomas Cromwell

 

I dare you to answer this question. You can use IMDB and Wikipedia if you're stuck...

[FraQ]

Pfft, that's easy... Eddie Murphy. 

 

What's the prettiest Flower?