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[TheChosenOne]

Because your eyes are covered in food.

 

 

So the new film about Moses has a mostly white cast.

If a TV series about Henry VIII had an entirely black cast, who would be cast as?

 

Henry VIII

Catherine of Aragon

Anne Boleyn

Jane Seymour

Anne of Cleves

Kathryn Howard

Katherine Parr

Cardinal Wolsey

Thomas More

Thomas Cromwell

 

I dare you to answer this question. You can use IMDB and Wikipedia if you're stuck...

 

Henry VIII - Kevin Hart

Catherine of Aragon - Kevin Hart

Anne Boleyn- Kevin Hart

Jane Seymour- Kevin Hart

Anne of Cleves- Kevin Hart

Kathryn Howard- Kevin Hart

Katherine Parr- Kevin Hart

Cardinal Wolsey- Kevin Hart

Thomas More-  Kevin Hart

Thomas Cromwell- Kevin Hart 

[FraQ]

 

*snip*

 

 

 

What's the prettiest flower?

[Abraham_uk]

Rose.

 

Oh silly answer.

Flour. Needed for cooking.

 

 

What would a Kevin Hart TV adaptation of Henry VIII be like? (Where Kevin Hart plays every single character).

[FraQ]

It would be a lot like the Eddie Murphy version... Only not as good.

 

 

 

What are the seven words that will make woman love you?

[Abraham_uk]

Joshua Eugene Leverson: Depends on the woman.

Every woman is different.

 

Alan! I need your help.

There is this woman I really fancy, and I want to figure out the 7 words that will make her fall in love with me.

 

[Alan whispers in Joshua's ear].

 

Joshua: Thanks Alan. I'll try it out.

 

 

[Some time later. He was in hospital after she beat him up].

 

 

Joshua: What did I say to her that made her that angry? It was a 7 word sentence. I know that much...

[AutumnWitch]

What do you do when the train arrives at the end of the line and you still have miles to go?

[Katiefrost]

Find a horse.

What do the Oakland Raiders want for Christmas?

[AutumnWitch]

A quarter back

 

When is enough really enough?

[Abraham_uk]

When you've had so much chocolate cake your body is telling you "ENOUGH"!

 

How long does it take to break a New Years resolution?

[cronshaw]

When you've had so much chocolate cake your body is telling you "ENOUGH"!

 

How long does it take to break a New Years resolution?

3

If whatever it is I think I see becomes a tootsie roll to me, how can I go to the bathroom?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

All I read was "how can I go to the bathroom." Spread your butt cheeks and push, my child. Push hard.

 

Should I be wearing a hood while I'm working under the hood while in the hood?

[bEVEsthda]

- Absolutely!  What are you? - Crazy?

 

 

How powerful engines will German cars get before the gasoline runs out?

[AutumnWitch]

no worries... there will be a petrol conversion when that happens

 

 

Why is the alphabet in that order?

[TheChosenOne]

Because the Government wants to control us.

 

Does Bob love Amy because of her beautiful face and mind or it's because she has the last cinnamon roll? 

[AutumnWitch]

he loves her for what is in her knickers

 

 

is midnight exactly PM or AM?

[Abraham_uk]

It's AM.

00:00 AM.

 

What is the strangest thread topic you've ever come across on these forums?

[AutumnWitch]

This guy can answer better than I can.

 

 

Did you laugh listening to this?

[Katiefrost]

No.

If you were to use a neti pot on a dragon, would you be able to take a steam bath in his cave?

[Abraham_uk]

 

The remains of the poor individual who tried Katiefrost's experiment.

Suffice to say, it wasn't just a human being who became ash, but also inanimate objects within the cave too.

 

Is Katiefrost responsible for this man's death?

[TheChosenOne]

Because seven eight nine

 

Why is blue green?

[Abraham_uk]

 

You are interviewing Justin Bieber.

What questions would you prepare for said interview?

[Jock Cranley]

Question for Bieber: Do you have balls?

 

Silly Question: Would you wear horns and where?

[bEVEsthda]

Silly answer: I already am,-  and on my Avatar.

 

 

 

Silly question: Why are child stars so creepy?

[Katiefrost]

It's not the children, it's their dogs that are creepy...



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