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[AutumnWitch]

Six to start

 

 

Is Charlie Brown really a good man?

[themikefest]

Nope. He's a good boy

 

How tall are the clouds?

[AutumnWitch]

Taller than Crom.

 

What's at the bottom of the top?

[Jock Cranley]

A point by which to spin the top.

 

What makes a man a man?

[AutumnWitch]

His actions, honour and word.

 

What makes the world go round?

[Jock Cranley]

Beautiful Women.

 

What makes a woman a woman?

[bEVEsthda]

Inability to think with closed mouth.

 

 

 

And again, what makes a man a man?

[AutumnWitch]

His shoes.

 

Where do centipedes but their shoes?

[bEVEsthda]

Indeed. And that is (one of) the reason a Centipede can't marry a woman. It would double the severity of the problem. 

 

 

 

What is 200 raised to the power of 18?

[bEVEsthda]

What is 200 raised to the power of 18?

 

I apologize for that question. It was just the mood I was in, I guess. But it can be silly. Two shaved monkeys in suits once asked me that question during an interview. So I was like 'you're joking, right?', but they were serious, so I figured, ok, it's almost binary so I'll try. I doubled seventeen times and kept track with my fingers, then: - It's two, six, two, one, four, four, followed by thirty-six zeroes.

 

Wrong, these drooling imbecils say, snickering, the correct answer is 2 raised to the power of 20. So I insisted on seeing their paper:

200*1E+18 = ?     (2E+20).

But that, of course, is not what the idiots asked me. They asked me 'what is 200^18', something completely different. Story of my life. Fools everywhere, all around me.

 

 

Now to the silly question:

 

Why are we almost never happy?

[Abraham_uk]

I'm thinking of giving my true love the following gifts.

 

 

 

She appreciated the partridge in a pair tree.

But why stop there. I want to do the whole 12 days of gifts for her.

 

Will she appreciate this?

[Elhanan]

To see someone Hula-hoop near the Amazon....

Who invented gift cards?

[The Love Runner]

It's so you can see a rainbow in the dark.

What's cool and hot at the same time?

[The Spirit of Dance]

A snowman in a bikini.

 

What does the fox say?

[AutumnWitch]

"Where's the hen house?"

 

A duck, chicken and ferret walk into a bar...

[Abraham_uk]

AutumnWitch! When I said "we allow pets here" I meant cats and dogs, not ducks, chickens and ferrets!

 

If you could combine three different dance styles into a dance routine, which three would you pick?

[AutumnWitch]

Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango

 

Who delivers Santa's gifts?

[Abraham_uk]

Multiple parallel universe versions of Santa Claus of multiple races, genders and backgrounds.

 

If humans behaved like domesticated cats, what kind of world would we be living in?

[bEVEsthda]

One which would use up a lot of cat litter.

 

 

Why isn't there a .550 Magnum revolver?

[AutumnWitch]

Its compensating

 

Where is the end of line anyway?

[KingTony]

At the end of the road.


Where does the road begin?

[AutumnWitch]

after the Stop sigh

 

Where did the chicken go once it crossed the road?

[spinachdiaper]

Rehab since it was a repeat sex offender.

 

 

What are the fourteen words to make someone fall in love? (1 bajillion bonus points if you get the reference)