Empty bank accounts.
What is life's greatest illusion?
Empty bank accounts.
What is life's greatest illusion?
Ponies.
What is life's greatest delusion?
Your mom.
Why is Liara blue?
Because BioWare wanted to ruin my fantasies of hot/sexy blue alien women. Oh, wait... You wanted a silly answer.
If the amount of shits I give is 0, what is 25 divided by 55?
The answer is 1D0N7G1V345H17.
Why must electric cars be so goddamn ugly?
Because the Stonecutters are holding them back.
Why crow, why?
Because you like American Dad for some ungodly reason.
Mumi why?!
Because you spelt mummy right... and because you got the reference, despite hating what I was making reference to.
What am I, if not a rock?
Because burps already taste like what you eat.
Why does everyone say "your mom"?
It rolls off the tongue better than "your dad."
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
A very old meme, this is.
Why don't swords explode and go Kablooey in sword duels?
Because that would be too OP.
Why can't a bunch of Barrett M82a1 50. cal sniper rifles fall out of the sky and land at my feet for my usage?
Because they are falling from the sky and landing at my feet instead for my usage
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What does it mean if a cat has blue fur?
it means that someone has painted the cat blue.
why does "modern" music suck so badly?
Because dubstep is better.
Who even listens to Miley Cyrus anyways?
Balding gay men.
If pi has a life, what is it's lifespan?
Very short, if I ever find the bastard.
What do you do to unwind?
Attach rocket boots to someone and send them off into the sun
Why do we wear clothes?
To hide my sexiness.
Why is that guy holding flowers?
because he can.
what is the meaning of live?
Not dead. Duh.
What is it with the BSN and silliness?
Its a cheaper alternative to drugs.
Where can i score some decent marijuana?
That black guy down the road from me was smoking some.
Why does BSN = PSN?
Because the Devs in Edmonton prefer to catch their STDs from the gurls in hongcouver
Why did they come out with new gen consoles again already?