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[Abraham_uk]

I take it you're referring to this video.

 

 

 

Do you know any ridiculously implausible stories that actually happened?

[AutumnWitch]

yes

 

 

Do you ever wonder if some people are not human but something a wee bit more?

[ME_Fan]

wait, so you're saying that you think everyone is human??

 

How do AutumnWitch's avatars keep getting hotter???

[bEVEsthda]

Easy! She gets away with it, so why not?

 

 

Who are the people, really, who asks the question: 'And then what?' instead of 'Ok, let's' ?

[AutumnWitch]

Staying home hidden in their shells.

 

 

Is it possible to be totally partial?

[Lunch Box1912]

like totally

 

Can fish fry if they're chicken of the sea?

[AutumnWitch]

Ask the Colonel

 

 

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish her wages?

[FraQ]

Nope, they simply make her pay a lump sum with a decorative embellishment added on top.

 

 

If you throw your voice, does it come back?

[Voxr]

Only if you ask nicely.

 

 

 

Did it hurt... When you fell from heaven?

[KingTony]

Like a motherf*cker.


Am is chicken sauce?

[Abraham_uk]

Had me running like a headless chicken.

Emphasis on the word "like" since the farmer never managed to chop of my head!

You should have seen me run. It was poultry in motion!

 

It's 2015! Where can I purchase a Hover Board?

[themikefest]

over there

 

Why is it called a sidewalk instead of walk on the side?

[XoXmemeXoX]

Cuz they didnt want to call it pavement


Why dont birds tweet on tweeter?

[AutumnWitch]

No opposable thumbs.

 

What's next to the best thing in the world?

[FraQ]

*Stares at Autumn's Avy*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's next to the best thing in the world?

 

Uhh... I dunno! Cherry pie?

Shhh! Can't you see I'm in deep thought!

 

*Stares at Autumn's Avy*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't even...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

 

 

...

[Jock Cranley]

A busty maiden  who beats the crap out of him and blue balls him.

 

What does the devil fear?

[Abraham_uk]

Elsa from Frozen.

 

Only she can make Hell Freeze over.

 

Devil: No! Not the snow! Oh no not the snow! Ahhh! It's cold!

Elsa: Let it snow, let it snow! Can't hold it back anymore!

 

Disney has decided that one cute sidekick (i.e. Olaf) isn't enough for Frozen 2.

What is your idea for a new cute sidekick in Frozen 2?

[AutumnWitch]

the Human Torch

 

 

Where do you go to shop for the person who has everything?

[KingTony]

Their house.

Why isn't there cheese flavored jello?

[AutumnWitch]

For the bread flavoured bubble gum.

 

Where do the missing socks go?

[FraQ]

They are hiding in your underwear drawer...

Where can I wrangle up some grub?

[KingTony]

Down at the farmhouse.


Why haven't you all paid paid monetary tribute to my beauty?