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[KingTony]

He wants to do the soundtrack to my next film, Piano: First Blood

What would be a better name for my action film about a grizzled piano which served in the Orchestra Wars before coming home to an unwelcoming music shop?

[Abraham_uk]

Symphony of War

 

 

How much publicity can you give to a film by trying to ban it, boycotting it, hacking the movie studio and then threatening to bomb a nation?

[Elhanan]

Could be a lot, unless it is simply another sophomoric film that one would not watch even if someone else was paying for the admission.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

They're waiting for the right unsuspecting time to poop on your head.

 

What did the bartender say to a piece of bacon and an egg that walked in?

[mousestalker]

"Wanna get fried?"

Is the whole bacon thing over now?

[FraQ]

The bacon thing will never cease!

 

 

Would you like some bacon wrapped bacon on your bacon filled bacon?

[Abraham_uk]

If it's veggie bacon then yes.

 

Yo Dawg! I heard you like Bacon!

So I wrapped bacon on your bacon filled bacon!

 

 

What do you make of this video?

 

[Lunch Box1912]

they have to be good at something damn winged rats.

 

if money tasted like bacon would you eat it?

[Abraham_uk]

They don't. Pigeons have the gift of time travel.

If at first you don't succeed, travel back time and time again.

Ninja'd.

 

No. I wouldn't. I'd buy veggie bacon instead.

 

 

So Elder Scrolls has a cat race known as the Khajiit.

If Bethesda decided to design a beast race for Elder Scrolls based on dogs what would it look like?

[AutumnWitch]

?

 

 

 

 

Who really discovered North America?

[Jock Cranley]

The people who would fertilize the ground of America. 

 

Why do so many people like Aristotle?

[AutumnWitch]

its Greek to me!

 

Why do people eat snails?

[Jock Cranley]

Don't question the French, they make no sense.

 

Why did God give some people skin that can take the sun?

[AutumnWitch]

The sun was much cooler back in the day.

 

In Hell Boy II did anyone besides me want the Golden Army to win?

[Jock Cranley]

Well, the Golden Army obviously.

 

Why hasn't Bieber been assassinated yet?

[Lunch Box1912]

He's not worth the bullets, ammo is expensive.

 

Why do skittles look like m&m's? are they trying to trick us?

 

 

▼ whoaaa! ninja chop!!!!!!!!

[AutumnWitch]

No bullet can penetrate that ego.

 

Its cheaper to use the same mould.

 

Where is the West Pole?

[Jock Cranley]

Honolulu.

 

Why do sweaty women look hotter?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz they just are

 

Why is women self pleasuring hot but men just,...not ?

[Jock Cranley]

Because of a sticky mess

 

Why do some people try firewalking?

[AutumnWitch]

they have cold feet

 

 

Where do doctors go when they are ill?

[Jock Cranley]

Heaven 

 

Why do people fear clowns?

[Seraphim24]

Because of Oregon.

 

When?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz they are evil incarnate.. cep for Krusty

 

Why do some people not like Futurama?