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[Jock Cranley]

Because it isn't futuristic enough

 

Why is this thread still alive?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz off all the carnie folk who read it.

 

When does collecting become an obsession?

[Jock Cranley]

When you go on Hoarders

 

Why is vengeance never free?

[AventuroLegendary]

To make nude pics easier for the tabloids.

 

Why do hammers hurt?

[Abraham_uk]

Because they deal blunt damage, and can seriously wreck physical objects.

Now if you excuse me, I'll discard that sward that can't pierce heavy plate armour and equip a hammer instead.

 

If Mc Hammer received one US Dollar for every time someone referenced his song, what would he do with all that money?

[For the sake of a silly answer, we're going to pretend that monetary inflation doesn't exist].

[AutumnWitch]

Invest in baggy trousers.

 

Where is the best pizza in the whole wide world?

[UnknownIntrigue]

At my home.

 

Amazon listed Mass Effect 4 for 2020 release. is that a joke?

[AutumnWitch]

202 BC or AD?

 

Why do people say things that make no sense?

[mousestalker]

They can not utter what they lack themselves.

 

Why is shawarma so darn tasty?

[Abraham_uk]

Because it was designed to please Earth's mightiest heroes.

 

 

What is the silliest thing that ever happened to you?

[Fire Snake]

Reading this thread.

 

 

 

 

How does one milk a cow with style?

[mousestalker]

Fashionably, in coordinated colours.

 

Are there cows with style?

[UnknownIntrigue]

202 BC or AD?

 

Why do people say things that make no sense?

Lol...sorry. corrected it. I meant 2020

 

Simply with sunglasses.

 

Don`tknow. We have to ask him.

 

Where can I find the Minions?

[FraQ]

Wherever bananas grow...

 

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

[Abraham_uk]

On Tumblr.

 

Take any stance on any social issue be it for or against, and minions will follow.

 

 

Ghost Busters of course. Too bad there isn't a "Ninja Busters" squad  .

 

What does a Tumblr Social Justice General do with their new found minions?

[mousestalker]

Sell them for jaffa cakes

 

Are jaffa cakes cakes or are they really biscuits (cookies)?

[Abraham_uk]

They're cake biscuit hybrids.

They're biscakes!

 

 

 

So you think you can do better. [In a Tom Hardy's Bane voice]

 

What is your made up term for a cake/biscuit hybrid?

[Fire Snake]

Prepare them to use dogma to fight dogma..... and ghost-busters.

 

 

 

 

How many elephants can there be in the room?

[UnknownIntrigue]

Bicake

 

Do monkey make Icey monkey?

[mousestalker]

That would be a bistake...

 

Why are peppers hot?

[Fire Snake]

To prevent overgrazing and enable hilarious chilli eating contests.

 

 

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods... does it perform a rap routine if it thinks no one can hear it?

[mousestalker]

Of course.

 

If earthworms are worms, are aardvarks, varks? And what is a vark?

[AutumnWitch]

what a dog with false teeth says

 

 

Where is the "other side"?

[Abraham_uk]

The noise a parrot makes when it hears really LOUD roadworks.

Ninja'd/

 

The opinion of the other person. The person you disagree with.

How dare they have a different opinion! I'm butt-hurt!

 

What has been the best "win" of your life?