Plant funkatron where syrup is the glue to government
Why dos phat beats take so long to bake?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#3377
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 09:39
TheChosenOne
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Because they're all about that bass 
What does the man on the moon do during a solar eclipse
#3378
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 09:40
AutumnWitch
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shaves
Why do men not shave their legs as well?
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Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 09:41
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gotta respect that pun
He sings opera to the sun.it brightens his day(get it.ultra pun)
Because woman don't like to hear mens hair sing its a whole new world
How come the terminator wears a pink to-to when it time travels?
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#3380
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 09:47
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in case he pops into a ballet of course!
Where did the spoon go?
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Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 09:48
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The Aliens took him to a galaxy far far away
If pie can add cheese, why dosnt it times by chocolate?
#3382
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 09:52
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its too irrational
If Homer Simpson does math is he thinking of imaginary numbers?
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#3383
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 10:01
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No, but if he did, the show would be called "iHomer".
Would that show be any good?
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#3384
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 10:02
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Only if he eats lots of pi.
Are we nerds for liking math humour?
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#3385
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 10:06
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You're on the Bioware Forums asking if we are nerds...
Just saying...
A geek, a nerd, a goth and a hipster enter a bar.
What happens next?
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#3386
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 10:10
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they all drool over the hot goth chick
mmmmm goth chicks.,,,,
ummm what were we talking about?
#3387
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 10:13
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Different demographics entering a bar.
A politically correct section of University Students (one North American, one white, one Chinese, one Indian, one West African, one South American and of course a Scottish Elf) enter a bar run by creepy way too friendly teddy bears. What do these young men and women do next?
Oh and escape isn't an option.
#3388
Posté 09 janvier 2015 - 10:16
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The women laugh at the men getting hit on by the bears.... (yes yes I went there). Then the women go home and have a wild "party" errmmm yea.
Does that work for you?
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#3389
Posté 10 janvier 2015 - 09:16
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Only if I can join in on the fun 
What would happen if HK-47, Shale, and Legion all teamed up?
#3390
Posté 10 janvier 2015 - 07:27
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Ballroom Blitz!
My favourite misheard lyrics are ", Why don't you come back?Tim Curry! Why don't you come back? Tim Curry! Come back and stay for good this time!"
Actual lyrics being "Why don't you come back? Please hurry. Why don't you come back? Please hurry. Come back and stay for good this time."
What are your favourite misheard lyrics?
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#3391
Posté 10 janvier 2015 - 07:41
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I cant tell you how many people I have heard singing along with this song and have is soooooooooo wrong.
Where is the salt?
#3392
Posté 12 janvier 2015 - 09:53
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Outside on the drive-way...
If the Blind have super hearing, and the Deaf have super eyesight, what do Anosmic people have?
#3393
Posté 12 janvier 2015 - 09:58
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All the cats they want
Why do you never hear or the crazy "cat guy" its always the crazy "cat lady"?
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#3394
Posté 12 janvier 2015 - 10:06
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Because everyone is obsessed with Catwoman!
Why does a lumberjack always carry so much lumber?
#3395
Posté 12 janvier 2015 - 10:15
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To give to hungry beavers 
Why do I like Cherry Slurpees so much?
#3396
Posté 12 janvier 2015 - 10:16
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Because of the colour it turns your tongue.
Why are tropical fruit flavoured antacids so much tastier than the regular variety?
#3398
Posté 12 janvier 2015 - 11:47
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Have no idea. But every little short glimpse of Lena Headey makes it worthwhile to endure.
Why do they speak so funny in old novels/plays?
#3399
Posté 12 janvier 2015 - 11:49
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People had different tongues back then.
How far must I go to reach the fork in the road where the spoon is held up with the chocolate milk cow?
#3400
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 12:14
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Not far at all if you start in the right place.
Why do people think everything lasts?
