Because there is no expiration dates written on emotions.
Where do dragons go to get their armour polished?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#3402
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 12:43
Jock Cranley
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To whoever serves a good pedicure.
Why does the sun set and not fall?
#3403
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 12:47
BronzTrooper
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Because Chicken Little was imagining things
Why don't cats like water?
#3404
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 12:48
mousestalker
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They melt
Why is bacon so good?
#3405
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 12:51
Voxr
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Because if wasn't then what's the point.
Why won't Gandalf come to my house when I yell his name 3 times?
#3406
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 12:51
Jock Cranley
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Because it sates your hate for pigs 
Because he currently spends his time with the elves
Why does Jon Snow know nothing?
#3407
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 01:44
AutumnWitch
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Because Jon Rain got the brains
Why do people talk on the mobiles on the toilet?
- Jock Cranley aime ceci
#3408
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 01:45
Jock Cranley
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Because you can play long distance battles***s
Why do women love diamonds?
#3409
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 02:24
AutumnWitch
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because most of then are programmed to at an early age... I prefer rubies and emeralds tho
Why do men like sports so much?
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Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 02:29
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I don't. 
I prefer movies and videogames. So, I don't really know why do they like sports.
Why do women like Romantic movies so much? 
#3411
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 02:33
AutumnWitch
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Because men are out watching sports
What is this new fascination with big arses on women?
#3412
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 02:35
Jock Cranley
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Who says it's a new fascination?
Why do women get all competitive?
#3413
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 02:38
AutumnWitch
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dont get me started on that
Why do people watch that Big Brother show?
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Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 02:47
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Well .... I don't watch that either.
Why do people like Star Wars so much?
#3415
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 02:49
AutumnWitch
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the young felt the power of Jung
Why do people like bell peppers so much?
#3416
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 03:15
Jock Cranley
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Because of their name
Why do people think gingers have no souls?
#3417
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 03:16
AutumnWitch
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Because they are jealous of our natural beauty
Why do people need a meaning in life? Cant they just enjoy living?
#3418
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 03:24
Jock Cranley
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To some of us, our purpose defines us. Without it there is little else.
Why do some people believe pleasure is the goal of life?
#3419
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 03:29
AutumnWitch
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Because pleasure reminds us we are alive.
Why do some people doubt life can be great and just prepare for afterwards?
#3420
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 12:37
mousestalker
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Insurance company propaganda
Why is there not only jam, but jelly and fruit spread?
Why is there not only jam, but jelly and fruit spread?
#3421
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 07:03
Abraham_uk
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To trick people into purchasing the same product three times.
If there was a film based on your life, who would you like to play you?
#3422
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 07:06
Fishy
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Matthew McConaughey
If you could be someone of the other sex . Who would you be !
#3423
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 07:31
Abraham_uk
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Emmeline Pankhurst.
I may not be a feminist, but when someone is as inspirational as Emmeline one has to raise their hat.
You are transported into a parallel Earth that is similar to ours. The only major difference is no one talks, but everyone sings instead. About 60% of the population are any good at singing. How would you cope?
#3424
Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 07:41
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With a dance number of course!
If you ain't got rhythm your ain't got?
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Posté 13 janvier 2015 - 08:11
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Melody.
Why did the toys cross the road? "High-five if you get this movie reference"
