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[AutumnWitch]

To get to Al's Toy Barn,

 

 

Why didn't Gandolf use his magic more in the big battles?

[AutumnWitch]

It was Mr Gif of course. He did it in a.....wait for it...  "giffy"    ROFL

 

 

Why get angry when you can get even?

[AutumnWitch]

Because its a secret government plot to keep us docile while the aliens slowly take over the world

 

If I had 10 bob and went to pub where the pints are 3 bob a piece when will I have to take a wee?

[Abraham_uk]

When you've finished your drink of course.

Seriously though. You're supposed to watch your drink at all times.

Don't want it getting spiked.

 

As for the silly answer. Weee! Pouquoi pas?

 

 

Someone says "Je Suis Charlie". What are the chances that they actually understand the nature of their political statement?

[AutumnWitch]

Sadly pretty low. 

 

 

When the little blue people come and rearrange reality so that  all humans have three arms, two brains and three noses will people finally stop winging and moaning about how pissed they are that DAI wasn't designed just for them?

[Abraham_uk]

Well I wouldn't put it like that. We all want different things and we can't all be satisfied.

 

Now for the silly response. Sorry I'm having so much fun with my extra brain, arm and noses. I am just trying to process all the new stimulus and information.

 

What would happen if someone other than Leo, Autumn and Abraham were to respond to a question?

[AutumnWitch]

Spoiler

 

 

 

if time is cyclical does this mean we have to do this all over again? 

[Abraham_uk]

No. But it's only a matter of time before Abraham subjects this thread to a script and a bizarre video!

 

For this post I'll go for the latter.

 

 

Have you changed for the better?

[AutumnWitch]

I change every day.....sometimes even twice.

 

A horse is tied to a 20 foot long rope. The horse wants to get some water that is 30 feet away. The horse gets the water easily. How is this?

[mousestalker]

Horses have horse magic. It will never save them from being spooked by water hoses, but it lets them inconvenience their owners with ease. Cats have something similar. 
 
It's not the size, but how you use it.

Why does it always rain on weekends?

[AutumnWitch]

(its because the other end of the rope wasnt tied to anything...   )

 

Cuz The Goddess has a nice sense of humour (tho you will never hear a witch complain about rain)

 

 

When is it time enough for love?

[AutumnWitch]

huh? 

 

If you can be so cool you are hot, what are you if you are so hot?

[mousestalker]

Totally cool

Why would a woodchuck chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz his wife said, "chuck it!"

 

 

Have you ever got into a crowded lift, let the door close, throw your arms in the air and then waited for it to move and screamed, "Weeeeee!!!!!!

[Abraham_uk]

No. However that mental image is too hilarious.

 

If there was a video game character based on GMagnum how would players react?

[p.s. make it happen].

[Cerulione]

...Meow!!!

 

 

Meow meow meow?

[Abraham_uk]

Cerulion: Sorry. I can't take you seriously. You're a cat. A cat!

J'Zargo: A cat that has mastered the art of lightning.

 

 

Will people ever take the Khajiit race seriously?

[Cerulione]

I'm a cat. Please don't insult me

 

(And yes, you can imagine what's my race in Skyrim. I have two pretty kittens and the most handsome husband existing in Tamriel: Khar'jo!)

 

Would you rather Tame The Lion or Ride The Bull?

[Abraham_uk]

I haven't played Dragon Age Inquisition, but I'm going with the latter.

Figuratively and literally.

 

 

What breed of cat are you?

[Cerulione]

American Shorthair.

 

Love that race.

 

*oooups ninja'd*

 

Spiderman 3 is better!

 

Do you like ramen? Which flavor?