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#326
Derpy

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Because $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

Why are there like 20 iPhones?



#327
Guest_darkisis357_*

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So that people can say theirs is better

 

Why does it get cold and rain every weekend while days I work are perfect?



#328
Derpy

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That's called life, son.

 

Why do I rule the "What is the above person's avatar thinking?" thread?



#329
NekkidNones

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because spam is nutritious and delicious.

 

Why do people think their good with tech because they have apple products?



#330
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Because Apple makes their money through that assumption.

 

Why would you bother having a several hundred dollar phone when you can have a laptop that does all that and more?



#331
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Because the laptop doesn't fit in the pocket of their skinny jeans.

 

Why do cats sleep so much?



#332
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Because life without video games is boring as hell.

 

Why do small dogs resemble large rats?



#333
NekkidNones

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Because outward appearances are all that matter.

 

Why are digital comics more expensive than paper ones?



#334
Deathangel008

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for no good reason.

why is blue blue and not red?



#335
DeathScepter

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because they are depressed and emo;

 

 

 

Why are they depressed and emo and how does Asari fit into that?



#336
NekkidNones

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because people who are seeing red, become blue in time. :ph34r:

 

they're depressed and emo because of the Asari.  They discovered too late their piece doesn't fit with an aliens.

 

why do the Indian's get an entire ocean?



#337
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Because no one else wanted one.

 

Why do people set up appointments then act like they don't know why they are at said appointment?



#338
Orian Tabris

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They're secretly idiots?
 

Crimea what?



#339
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Crimea black sea.

 

Does Putin's name resemble any spanish words?



#340
Orian Tabris

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Yes. 'Tirón'.

 

What's a battle?



#341
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Something uphill.

 

Where do all the socks go?



#342
Orian Tabris

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In the oven.

 

Where do you put buns?



#343
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Next to the socks

 

If lint is a fire hazard, why is it so hard to clean it out of the dryer?



#344
Orian Tabris

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Because it's made of honey.

 

What happens when you mix oil and water?



#345
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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What happens when you mix matter and anti-matter?

 

Are there any restaurants out there that will feed a troll?



#346
Orian Tabris

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Yes, a chain restaurant: McDonald's. They're pretty much trolls themselves.

 

Why don't people use bats when they go clubbing?



#347
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because santa rents them out to whales

 

Why dos coffee follow me home and bake cookies?



#348
Isichar

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Cause those cookies ain't going to bake themselves.

 

Why do the thing's we love hurt us the most?



#349
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the lesson in hurt, makes us a better cook.because tacos need love too

 

Why is my acoustic guitar hungry ?



#350
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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You don't feed it.

 

Why do my ears hurt?