Because $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Why are there like 20 iPhones?
Because $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Why are there like 20 iPhones?
Guest_darkisis357_*
So that people can say theirs is better
Why does it get cold and rain every weekend while days I work are perfect?
That's called life, son.
Why do I rule the "What is the above person's avatar thinking?" thread?
because spam is nutritious and delicious.
Why do people think their good with tech because they have apple products?
Because Apple makes their money through that assumption.
Why would you bother having a several hundred dollar phone when you can have a laptop that does all that and more?
Guest_darkisis357_*
Because the laptop doesn't fit in the pocket of their skinny jeans.
Why do cats sleep so much?
Because life without video games is boring as hell.
Why do small dogs resemble large rats?
Because outward appearances are all that matter.
Why are digital comics more expensive than paper ones?
for no good reason.
why is blue blue and not red?
because they are depressed and emo;
Why are they depressed and emo and how does Asari fit into that?
because people who are seeing red, become blue in time. ![]()
they're depressed and emo because of the Asari. They discovered too late their piece doesn't fit with an aliens.
why do the Indian's get an entire ocean?
Guest_darkisis357_*
Because no one else wanted one.
Why do people set up appointments then act like they don't know why they are at said appointment?
They're secretly idiots?
Crimea what?
Crimea black sea.
Does Putin's name resemble any spanish words?
Yes. 'Tirón'.
What's a battle?
Guest_darkisis357_*
Something uphill.
Where do all the socks go?
In the oven.
Where do you put buns?
Guest_darkisis357_*
Next to the socks
If lint is a fire hazard, why is it so hard to clean it out of the dryer?
Because it's made of honey.
What happens when you mix oil and water?
What happens when you mix matter and anti-matter?
Are there any restaurants out there that will feed a troll?
Yes, a chain restaurant: McDonald's. They're pretty much trolls themselves.
Why don't people use bats when they go clubbing?
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
because santa rents them out to whales
Why dos coffee follow me home and bake cookies?
Cause those cookies ain't going to bake themselves.
Why do the thing's we love hurt us the most?
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
the lesson in hurt, makes us a better cook.because tacos need love too
Why is my acoustic guitar hungry ?
You don't feed it.
Why do my ears hurt?