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[BronzTrooper]

How do you know she hasn't?  

 

Does Wonder Woman's invisible jet have a bathroom?  

[Abraham_uk]

Yes. Yes it does.

I know this because Batman spies on all of the Justice League.

 

How could I have made this post creepier?

[AutumnWitch]

you know superman takes a peek at all the chicks with that vision of his

 

 

Did you ever read "batman family" comic books?

[Elhanan]

No, but do recall watching Bat-Mite on TV.

Where are my glasses?

[mousestalker]

They are in hiding as part of a witness protection program.

Why does food go bad?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz good food never gets the girl

 

Why do blue ribbons mean first place?

[Sully13]

Because Too mutch Pink energy is dangerous.

 

Why is it the colder the weather the less girls ware?

[ObserverStatus]

Because girls are icky in the eyes of God, the less they wear, the colder it shall be.

 

If a giant robot threw a B-2 stealth bomber like a boomerang, would it come back?

[Sully13]

No i tried it a few times all i get are angry letters from generals.

 

Curry or Kabab?

[Katiefrost]

Curry

What is toe jam?

[Sully13]

The one flavour Ben and Jerries dosnt do. 

 

Dude where's my car?

[spinachdiaper]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

 

Where's the Beef?

[AutumnWitch]

Not at McDonald's apparently

 

Ancient Chinese secret huh?

[mousestalker]

Known only to ancient Chinese. And the Irish.

What's the main ingredient of awesomesauce?

[Abraham_uk]

Your taste buds.

 

 

What would you rather have?

An okay burger with awesome sauce or an awesome burger with okay sauce?

[mousestalker]

Awesome burger. Not so big on sauces?

What's up with some people's obsession with ketchup?

[Elhanan]

Some people simply cannot handle a condiment....

Where can one find peace of mind?

[Abraham_uk]

Apparently by filling their tax return.

That's what the adverts on the radio keep saying.

 

 

What is the best way to get the below reaction?

 

[AutumnWitch]

 

What happens when we run out of petrol?

[Elhanan]

Birthrate increases due to more parked cars....

Where does your heart lie? Some might say San Francisco....

[BronzTrooper]

In my chest, otherwise I wouldn't be typing right now.  

 

What do you do when there's nothing to do?

[mousestalker]

A complete failure of imagination. Or waiting in a government office.

 

Why did anyone care what the fox said?

[Elhanan]

....

Only interested in the feux paws.


When is the best part of history?

[AutumnWitch]

the parts when my kids were born

 

What is the worst part of history?