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[BronzTrooper]

That part where bad stuff happened

 

What's the best part of the future?

[mousestalker]

The bit where we can all teleport to anywhere we want. It's also the worst part.

Why are avacados?

[BronzTrooper]

Because they aren't avacadon'ts

 

What's the most talkative fruit?

[AutumnWitch]

orange you glad I didn't say I  plum don't know?

 

 

What is the sweetest fruit?

[bEVEsthda]

Forbidden.

 

 

Why don't we do a "Ask a smart question, maybe get a smart answer" thread?

[BronzTrooper]

As long as you change 'smart' to 'smartass'.  That way it won't be boring 

 

Why is it "Why did the chicken cross the road"?

[Abraham_uk]

The purpose of that joke was to be a mundane setup that would lead to an anti-climax.

The anti-climax being that the chicken wanted to reach the other side.

Why a chicken? I guess this was when chickens used to frequently cross the road?

 

Oh silly answer.

 

 

Okay then. Because two bored adults wanted to play "chicken" with traffic. Idiots!

 

 

What is the worst way for the film Infinity War Part 2 to end?

By worst I mean the ending that would make the greatest number of people yell abuse on social network sites.

[Elhanan]

The remainder of the farm critters are already road pizza....

Edit: Make the final hero Jughead from Archie comics.

Who thought it was a good idea to have a TV network about selling baubles?

[Abraham_uk]

Hang on! There is a TV network about selling baubles?

 

You have a choice of 3 superpowers. You must pick one.

 

The ability to generate Dubstep sound effects and fluorescent multicoloured mist from your hands.

The ability to entice people to spontaneously sing and dance.

The ability to telepathically flood anyone's mind with really terrible music.

 

Which do you pick and why?

[BronzTrooper]

The last one because I'm a sadistic bastard 

 

Which game is the best for going on murderous rampages?

[ObserverStatus]

Fallout 3, the trick is to murder people with the Rock-It Launcher, and choose items that fit the personalities of the people you kill.

 

Why won't the spaghetti stay in my pocket?

[AutumnWitch]

Too many holes in your pockets

 

 

When do the little blue people live when they are not stealing single socks from clothes dryers?

[BronzTrooper]

In the shoemaker's house so they can make blue suede shoes

 

If you choke a Smurf, what color does their face turn?

[AutumnWitch]

Snozzbery

 

Do the Easter Bunny and Santa use the same type of magic to deliver their goodies?

[bEVEsthda]

No, Santa is old fashioned and still relies on his reindeer and sledge. Easter Bunny sends it from his smartphone.

 

 

Why are there so many types of pasta? Shapes, I mean.

[AutumnWitch]

It keeps the pixies from getting bored otherwise the poor pasta makers would never get anything done.

 

 

Why do people take up two parking spaces when they have a car that will easily fit into one?

[BronzTrooper]

Because they think that their cars are bigger than they are

 

Why black people born in the US African American, but white people who immigrate from Africa are still just 'white'?

[bEVEsthda]

Because racism is a racist.

 

No fiction is real, so why do some people say about SF "but it isn't real"?

[ObserverStatus]

Because when they were children, their parents murdered their Star Wars dolls and filled them with sliced bread.
 
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[Katiefrost]

I don't think so...

If the Seattle Seahawks beat the Green Bay Packers tomorrow, will they eat grilled cheese sandwiches to celebrate?

[Elhanan]

Seattle would celebrate at the nearest Starbucks; Green Bay will have a cookout. And notice the terns 'would & will'....



Why do they call a co-author of non-fiction a Ghost Writer?

[spinachdiaper]

I blame the Public Education system

 

 

 

Superman Vs Chuck Norris?

[bEVEsthda]

Logic says Superman, by colossal margins of advantage everywhere. TV-series writers says Chuck Norris, and since the writers have the power...

 

 

If the dictates of fashion decided we should wear a flower in our ass, what flower would you choose?

[mousestalker]

Lily. Roses have thorns. And Lilies are appropriate for funerals. Which is what would happen when I met the jerk that decided that.

Why are puppies so cute?

[Sully13]

to lure you in to a false sense of security. 

 

why do I like bacon so much?