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[Beerfish]

Towels, bieber is more shallow.

 

Is the pig the most magical of all food animals?

[Elhanan]

Think the cow's lunar leap might prevail.

What is the max IQ of those that use pick-up lines in bars? Of those that believe them?

[Beerfish]

I must have died and gone to heaven cause yer an angel!

 

If you go on a date with me I'll buy you a chocolate pony!

 

You're beautiful!  And I'm not just saying this cause I'm drunk!

 

You may not be Isabella but you are almost Merril!

 

Max IQ?  Probably pretty high, There is a tangible difference in this world between 'Intelligence' and 'wisdom', DnD had it right.

 

I'll say max IQ of 150.

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck it a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Elhanan]

A bit more than groundhog grinded ground....

What gives celebs more value to their opinions?

[AutumnWitch]

The throngs of mindless lemmings that hand on their every word.

 

if Superman and The Hulk had a bench press contest who would win?

[Abraham_uk]

Superman using time travel.

He'd find paradox copies of himself to out bench press the Hulk,

 

If you could pick 5 powers from the Mass Effect games to use in real life, which 5 would you pick?

[AutumnWitch]

Mass Effect is this some game you refer to good sir? I am not familiar with such powers as I have can't get past the first few hours in any of the games.

 

Superman has to pick up a billion pounds of feathers or 500,000 tones of butter. Which is heavier?

[Elhanan]

Butter or margarine?

In a fight to the last one standing, who would win between Shepard and the Dragonborn?

[FraQ]

Solaire of Astora would win... Because he has the Sun Bros on his side!

 

 

Why is nothing ever simple?

[AutumnWitch]

Most things are simple...some people just make them complicated cuz of nothing better to do.

 

Why do we all not have our shoes made by cobblers any more? (I have and they fit and feel so much better).

[Jock Cranley]

Because China. 

 

Why don't gingers have souls?

[AutumnWitch]

We do! We just act as if we dont care.

 

What doesn't the devil go on strike?

[Jock Cranley]

Because the River Lethe made him forget why he would. 

 

Why do people consider blondies dumb?

[AutumnWitch]

sour grapes mostlty

 

 

Why do women not prefer short men? (and I mean HEIGHT!!)

[Jock Cranley]

Because their patience and kindness shrinks with their size.

 

Why are men generally not picky about women's height?

[AutumnWitch]

Men are generally less picky than women in mates in all areas IMO

 

Why do monkeys laugh at scientists? 

[Jock Cranley]

Because it gives them an excuse to fling poo

 

Why do giraffes stand tall?

[AutumnWitch]

Peeking at the bathing scientists

 

 

Why are rhinos so horny?

[Jock Cranley]

All the heat of their environment

 

Why do elephants undergo musth?

[AutumnWitch]

All the big she elephant booty

 

If dogs can got into heat can they go into cold?

[Jock Cranley]

Yes. The cold allows them to store their heat for later.

 

Do cats go into heat?

[Cerulione]

Cats are hot by nature.

 

Meow meow meow?

[The Love Runner]

Woof woof woof!

Caw-caw caw-caw caw-caw?

[Jock Cranley]

Roof Roof.

 

Chirp Chirp Chirp!

 

What makes beautiful people miserable?

[Cerulione]

Being treated as eye candy only & not taken seriously.

 

Why can't we sleep 24 hours a day?