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[Jock Cranley]

Because then we'd have no time to bang.

 

What makes people like 50 shades of gray?

[Cerulione]

Because they never realize that there are actually 256 pixels between black and white.

 

Why is there no rabbit on the moon?

[AutumnWitch]

cux they don't like cheese

 

 

if is rabbit is extra furry is it a hairy hare?

[Jock Cranley]

Only if a dog that swims in the ocean is a salty dog.

 

 

Why do women love expensive things?

[mousestalker]

It shows commitment.

Why do men like beer?

[Jock Cranley]

Beer makes it easier on the mind to buy expensive things.

 

Why do people like vodka?

[Elhanan]

Because hydraulic fluid tastes nasty.

What is your fave nursery rhyme?

[Katiefrost]

My parents used to tenderly recite Poe's "Raven" over my crib.

If a buzzard could choose a corpse to peck the eyes out of, would it more likely prefer one with blue eyes or brown eyes?

[Jock Cranley]

It would attempt to pick out the blue eyes and die from the gaze.

 

If love is fire and indifference is ice, what is hate?

[mousestalker]

Brown. Brown is the universal colour of food.

 

Lava

Which is prettier: Buzzard or vulture?

[Elhanan]

African or European?

Where is a safe place at home to store your Precious?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Under the stairs in that little room with a lockable door some homes have.

 

Why are crazy girls hotter?

[mousestalker]

All girls are crazy (per these forums) so all girls are hot. QED

 

Why do they call it a six pack when there's only one pop top?

[Jock Cranley]

A keg, obvious.

 

What makes crazy women so attractive?

[Abraham_uk]

 

Neil Patrick Harris can explain.

 

 

Commander Shepard, The Inquisitor and You walk into a bar.

What happens next?

[Jock Cranley]

They all kill each other over romance equality arguments.

 

Canada declares war on Sweden. What happens next?

[Abraham_uk]

Canada and Sweden do war a little differently.

Instead of using guns, they have a massive dance stand off.

 

Canada and Sweden pick their top 10 greatest dancers.

Well you've got to admit. There have been no casualties aside from some damaged egos.

 

If all of the violence from all wars was replaced with rap battles how would history have played out?

[mousestalker]

The world dies of boredom as the two sides talk out their differences in excruciating, polite and sensitive detail. The world finally ends when the negotiators die from being over hugged.

 

Fatalities would be low. But the countries of the world would be bankrupted by the health care cost of all those back injuries. The world economy would collapse and billions starve as no one could plow fields the old fashioned way due to all those warped and broken spines.

Are the Swedes really that blonde or do they just secretly consume a lot of peroxide?

[Jock Cranley]

They have gingers in Sweden too. Minecraft said so.

 

A Swede, a Russian, and a Dane walk into a bar what happens next.

[The Devlish Redhead]

The Americans in the bar can't cope so shoot them ........

 

If a Russian, Italian, and a Japanese walked into a bar what happens next?

[mousestalker]

The Americans in the bar can't cope so shoot them ........
 
If a Russian, Italian, and a Japanese walked into a bar what happens next?

It would hurt all three.

Iis it possible to be more awesome than a mongolian girl hunter with a trained eagle?

[Jock Cranley]

By teaching bears to swim.

 

What is love?

[BronzTrooper]

Some random feeling men made up to make women feel better 

 

Why do I see innuendos everywhere?