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[BronzTrooper]

Because a Russian, an Italian, and a Japanese walked into a bar.

 

Do I time travel when I sleep?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Because everyone else is average........

 

Why did Interstellar kind of suck?

[AutumnWitch]

It was in space (all the vacuum get it? har har har!)

 

Why do the MLP wear clothes sometimes and sometimes not?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Clothes are optional

 

Why is pizza addictive?

[AutumnWitch]

Secret plan by Italy to take over the world.

 

 

Why do some people not wash their hands after a visit to the loo?

[Abraham_uk]

Because the wash basins are full of filth.

That's right. In some public toilets washing your hands makes your hands even dirtier.

In one public toilet I went to the sink was full of rust. The pipes were ravaged and had many holes.

 

 

How long will it take for dirty wash basins to produce a super bug leading to an epidemic?

[mousestalker]

The terminal digit of pi x One hour.

Why are there flying cockroaches?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz the bus was too slow.

 

 

Why do cats purr?

[Abraham_uk]

Because Tom Jones is singing to them.

 

What happens to your upper body if your legs make up over two thirds of your height?

[AutumnWitch]

tricky trousers!

 

When do the freaking cows come home?

[mousestalker]

When they are led there by the flying pigs.

Why did Old McDonald have a farm?

[Abraham_uk]

Because he planned to  become the founder of a fast food restaurant chain.

 

In the song "Old McDonald" what animals are missing?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz he wasn't a good dancer.

 

the fishes

 

Does daddy and momma really rock and roll?

[mousestalker]

They did to get me.

If your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't rock and roll, then why do they bother?

[FraQ]

Because Daddy can bust a move and Momma plays a mean guitar solo?

 

Did you get your tickets to the gun show?

[Beerfish]

Mama is a pirate with a peg leg and daddy is new age rapper.

 

Whats' prettier a unicorn or a narwhal?

[mousestalker]

Yes and a unicorn.

What would happen to the 'My little ponies' if the unicorns had guns?

[Beerfish]

Nothing the ponys have taken kung fu and easily disarm the arrogant over confident unicorns.

 

Do Orcs have dinner parties?  If so what do they serve?

[AutumnWitch]

Sharks who underestimated them.

 

If Jessica Rabbit and Wonder Woman went to a night club together does Batman get a flat tyre?

[Sully13]

Sadly yes... Batwoman however dosnt.

 

 

Would you **** your dad to save your mum?

[AutumnWitch]

Ignoring this question as I find it offensive,

 

 

Have you ever wondered why 008 or 006? Why is 007 so special?

[Sully13]

007 is or was the international dialing code for Russia.

not funny i know.

 

Why do cars carry shipments but ships carry cargo?

 

 

 

 

BTW the correct answer was. What again?

[mousestalker]

Because English is a very odd language.

What happens if you have both rhyme and reason?

[Sully13]

You become a Lyrical Gangster.

 

Why do birds suddenly appeare every time you are near?