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#3651
Abraham_uk

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Because I'm Bill Oddie!

 

 

You will be granted some very powerful spells.

You must choose 1 of 6 different magical schools.

Which do you choose and why?

 

 

  1. Nature and Healing
     
  2. Wind and Lightning
     
  3. Fire and Earth
     
  4. Water and Ice
     
  5. Necromancy and Mind Control
     
  6. Spells that buff gun damage and performance.
    (Infinite ammo, 100% accuracy, zero reloads, zero weapon weight and zero recoil being part of the deal).

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#3652
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Edit.

Neither iwant Electro magnetics.

you can keep the gun stuff id be a walking Railgun.

 

 

Howmany electritians dose it take to screw in a light bulb?


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#3653
Abraham_uk

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@Su Lu Pi I did ask a question.

 

I asked which of the 6 different magic types listed would you pick.

 

 

Pfft. Just one. But it will cost you £1000. Best do it yourself.

 

If you could have the comedic chops of two comedians which two would you choose and why?



#3654
Sully13

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Huh wasnt there when i posted. wierd.

 

Groucho Marks and George Carling. whith a side order of Jone Rivers.

 

Why is it the colder it gets the more you see people in shorts? 


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#3655
mousestalker

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Carol Burnett - terrific comic timing and not mean

Johhny Carson - Best straight man ever.


Their pants shrink.

If you had to wear pants other than jeans, what colour would they be?

#3656
Sully13

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Denim colour.

 

Why dosnt Taylor Swift just get it over and done whith and find a nice Girl?



#3657
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*

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I have been wondering about the same thing.

 

Why did Oban Star-Racers had such a terrible ending?



#3658
Abraham_uk

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Because I wrote the ending! :devil:

 

Since I'm the guy who wrote the ending, do you have anything to say to me?

 

[I didn't write the ending, just pretend that I did].



#3659
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*

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Well, I don't remember much about it since i saw that anime when i was a kid. But I'd say to you to go and befriend Mac Walters. :D

 

Why do we play videogames?



#3660
Sully13

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Because we all have neck beards fedorad  hate women and live in our mothers basements.

 

Why dose Abraham UK look like Jack Black?



#3661
AutumnWitch

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Because Gary Oldman was taken,

 

If you go to the farthest point in the universe and turn around will you see yourself?



#3662
mousestalker

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From a distance...

Have you any shame?

#3663
Sully13

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No i had it removed

 

Is it wrong that i love being a Lesbian to?



#3664
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*

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Nope. Completely fine. Lesbians are awesome. So are gays. I'm a bi myself.

 

Why are Republicans dumb?



#3665
AutumnWitch

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inbreeding

 

Will I get hate messages for that one?


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#3666
Sully13

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Nah just likes.

 

Why so serious?



#3667
AutumnWitch

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I'm not serious I'm Autumn.

 

Where does the Soul Train stop for fuel?


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#3668
Jock Cranley

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Harlem.

 

Do moons get jealous of planets?



#3669
mousestalker

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No, because they have wolves

 

tylerthompson-howlingwolves.jpg

 

Why do wolves howl?



#3670
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Their girlfriend broke up with them. (Yes, even female wolves.)

 

Why would I be mocked if I misspelled the name of the thief-type class?



#3671
mousestalker

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It's a moral imperative.

 

what makes water spiral down the drain?



#3672
Sully13

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Peer pressure. 

 

Chain mail bikini or loincloth?



#3673
AutumnWitch

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Leather bikini TYVM

 

High leather boots or plastic flip flops



#3674
mousestalker

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This time of year? Boots. It's cold out.

 

Scarf: long or Dr Who long?



#3675
AutumnWitch

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Harry Potter Raven Claw scarf

 

Smooch or snog