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#3676
Sully13

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I cant answer that safely.

 

Boxwers or briefs?



#3677
AutumnWitch

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ewwww..no idea.. boxers?

 

Someone needs to revive the this or that thread...just saying.



#3678
Sully13

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Ok silly question.

 

If you are attacked buy a spotted tiger in the jungle what do you do?



#3679
AutumnWitch

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Which jungle? Need the 411.

 

If you are attacked by a tiger in Africa what do you do?



#3680
Sully13

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Shove a small tea caddy in to its mouth. if one is no avalable a small step ladder or foot stool will suffice.

 

Where would one find a purople flower named Brian?



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In a place called Purople whose king loves flowers and has a son called Brian.

 

Why would you NOT participate in these "joke" threads?



#3682
Jock Cranley

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Because you're too preoccupied with romance threads.

 

Why would you start a romance thread?



#3683
mousestalker

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If a certain someone was nibbling at my ear (like now) :) (Actually ninja'ed, but it works for that one^ as well) ::D

 

Why isn't Tim Hortons everywhere?



#3684
Sully13

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Because he is here nibbeling my ear.

 

Why are Hamsters?



#3685
AutumnWitch

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Because Jeremy and James have to be able to make fun of someone.

 

 

What does The Stig eat?



#3686
Sully13

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that girl from the Cube.

 

Where do all the left socks go?



#3687
Voxr

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Small woodland creatures use them as pillow cases.

 

Why doesn't Gandalf return my phone calls anymore?



#3688
The Devlish Redhead

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Neither....... I go nakey

 

Why is it aliens are avoiding Earth?



#3689
Voxr

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New Jersey.

 

 

Pluto is galaxy gas station?



#3690
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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That's Uranus. It's very gassy.

 

What does Jupiter do for this Solar System?


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#3691
AutumnWitch

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It keeps that bully Saturn from getting out of line with all those fancy rings.

 

So I just read there might be two more planets. Suggestions for names?



#3692
Sully13

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Abbott and Costello. screw thr kids in the future 

 

what is this thing on my back?



#3693
AutumnWitch

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gravity (she can be a real ******)

 

It Atlas held up the world what was he standing on?



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The fabric of space, it converts light into matter.and when a piano is played to the tune of dark space it will create a threshold.which will be invisible, but its there.and he stood on that

 

Why did Mr.Rogers pimp out the cookie monster to chips-a-hoy?


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#3695
The Devlish Redhead

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Because he wanted free chips.

 

Why is that woman looking so hot and ravishing?



#3696
The Devlish Redhead

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Because he wanted free chips.

 

Why is bacon so tasty?



#3697
AutumnWitch

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fat and salt...mmmm bacon

 

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?



#3698
The Devlish Redhead

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Because the romance gene works........:D

 

Who put the sticks up their butts?



#3699
AutumnWitch

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popsicle makers

 

Are there still real ninjas in Japan? (not the people who take Ninjutsu down at the corner dojo but real Ninjas)



#3700
The Devlish Redhead

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go ask the yakuza........

 

Why do farts smell bad?