I cant answer that safely.
Boxwers or briefs?
I cant answer that safely.
Boxwers or briefs?
ewwww..no idea.. boxers?
Someone needs to revive the this or that thread...just saying.
Ok silly question.
If you are attacked buy a spotted tiger in the jungle what do you do?
Which jungle? Need the 411.
If you are attacked by a tiger in Africa what do you do?
Shove a small tea caddy in to its mouth. if one is no avalable a small step ladder or foot stool will suffice.
Where would one find a purople flower named Brian?
Guest_Lathrim_*
In a place called Purople whose king loves flowers and has a son called Brian.
Why would you NOT participate in these "joke" threads?
Because you're too preoccupied with romance threads.
Why would you start a romance thread?
If a certain someone was nibbling at my ear (like now)
(Actually ninja'ed, but it works for that one^ as well) :![]()
Why isn't Tim Hortons everywhere?
Because he is here nibbeling my ear.
Why are Hamsters?
Because Jeremy and James have to be able to make fun of someone.
What does The Stig eat?
that girl from the Cube.
Where do all the left socks go?
Small woodland creatures use them as pillow cases.
Why doesn't Gandalf return my phone calls anymore?
Neither....... I go nakey
Why is it aliens are avoiding Earth?
New Jersey.
Pluto is galaxy gas station?
That's Uranus. It's very gassy.
What does Jupiter do for this Solar System?
It keeps that bully Saturn from getting out of line with all those fancy rings.
So I just read there might be two more planets. Suggestions for names?
Abbott and Costello. screw thr kids in the future
what is this thing on my back?
gravity (she can be a real ******)
It Atlas held up the world what was he standing on?
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
The fabric of space, it converts light into matter.and when a piano is played to the tune of dark space it will create a threshold.which will be invisible, but its there.and he stood on that
Why did Mr.Rogers pimp out the cookie monster to chips-a-hoy?
Because he wanted free chips.
Why is that woman looking so hot and ravishing?
Because he wanted free chips.
Why is bacon so tasty?
fat and salt...mmmm bacon
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Because the romance gene works........![]()
Who put the sticks up their butts?
popsicle makers
Are there still real ninjas in Japan? (not the people who take Ninjutsu down at the corner dojo but real Ninjas)
go ask the yakuza........
Why do farts smell bad?