The Goddess wanted something for men to make jokes about that women would not understand... ever....
Why do some people actually like clowns? Other than Krusty that is.
The Goddess wanted something for men to make jokes about that women would not understand... ever....
Why do some people actually like clowns? Other than Krusty that is.
Cause clowns are funny
Why is it funny when someone falls over?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
They do... it just happens when no one watches!!!
Why do they try and eat the pies which gets thrown at them??
Mmm pie. [Licks own face]. Damn good pie. Mmmmm. ![]()
Damn. I could use some pie right now.
What is the best pie in the world?
The kind that you'd get censored for mentioning on BSN ![]()
Why are the censors on BSN off sometimes and on at others?
Guest_Lathrim_*
Because they're negatively affected by all the swearing they constantly censor.
Why are you still here?
Cause I can't find the exit! Halp!
Why do people count sheep when they want to sleep?
Guest_Lathrim_*
Because it's a sheepish way of passing the time until sleep comes to them.
How did you choose your current BSN avatar?
what ever suits my mood at the time
How do you decide what to wear on a first date?
Cause clowns are funny
Why is it funny when someone falls over?
What did one Lion say to the other Lion at the circus after escaping? "Hey, does this clown taste funny to you?"
go to the loo
What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?
Roses, but not Four roses
What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Let the dog into my bedroom so he can jump on the bed and get petted up.
go to the loo
What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?
Call the dog off my bed and onto his sleeping chair and give him a treat.
Why is the sky blue?
Well duhhhhh god!
What is the chemical formula of Love.
Love is an emotion...... Emotions can be volatile
why are clouds grey?
Because that how god painted them
Why is Yoda green ?
Because his evolutionary ancestors are frogs.
I mean: Frogs his evolutionary ancestors are.
[Before you research this. I made it up].
What happens if you make up the entire history of the world and make up the scientific laws of nature?
Because it's a trap............To turn everyone into fatties ...
why is sex tiring?