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#3701
AutumnWitch

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The Goddess wanted something for men to make jokes about that women would not understand... ever....

 

 

Why do some people actually like clowns? Other than Krusty that is.



#3702
The Devlish Redhead

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Cause clowns are funny

 

Why is it funny when someone falls over?



#3703
mousestalker

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It isn't?

Why don't more politicians get hit with a pie in the face?

#3704
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They do... it just happens when no one watches!!!

 

 

Why do they try and eat the pies which gets thrown at them??



#3705
Abraham_uk

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Mmm pie. [Licks own face]. Damn good pie. Mmmmm. :P

 

Damn. I could use some pie right now.

What is the best pie in the world?



#3706
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The kind that you'd get censored for mentioning on BSN   :whistle:

 

Why are the censors on BSN off sometimes and on at others?


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#3707
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Because they're negatively affected by all the swearing they constantly censor.

 

Why are you still here?



#3708
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Cause I can't find the exit! Halp!

 

Why do people count sheep when they want to sleep?



#3709
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Because it's a sheepish way of passing the time until sleep comes to them.

 

How did you choose your current BSN avatar?



#3710
AutumnWitch

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what ever suits my mood at the time

 

How do you decide what to wear on a first date?



#3711
Elhanan

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As smell is the strongest sensory marker, I try and apply some common scents....

What is your fave smell?

#3712
mousestalker

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Roses, but not Four roses

What is the first thing you do in the morning?

#3713
Beerfish

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Cause clowns are funny

 

Why is it funny when someone falls over?

What did one Lion say to the other Lion at the circus after escaping?  "Hey, does this clown taste funny to you?"



#3714
AutumnWitch

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go to the loo

 

What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?



#3715
Beerfish

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Roses, but not Four roses

What is the first thing you do in the morning?

Let the dog into my bedroom so he can jump on the bed and get petted up.



#3716
Beerfish

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go to the loo

 

What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?

Call the dog off my bed and onto his sleeping chair and give him a treat.

 

Why is the sky blue?



#3717
Elhanan

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You might be depressed too if you thought you were above it all....

Who invented H2O?

#3718
Beerfish

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Well duhhhhh god!

 

What is the chemical formula of  Love.



#3719
Elhanan

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OMeUrAu2 (ie; Oh Me, You Are worth more than Gold)

Where is love if you cannot see it?

#3720
The Devlish Redhead

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Love is an emotion...... Emotions can be volatile

 

why are clouds grey?



#3721
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Because that how god painted them

 

Why is Yoda green ?



#3722
Abraham_uk

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Because his evolutionary ancestors are frogs.

I mean: Frogs his evolutionary ancestors are.

 

[Before you research this. I made it up].

 

What happens if you make up the entire history of the world and make up the scientific laws of nature?



#3723
Elhanan

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You get the next Mel Brooks sequels to Up and Frozen.

Why does food that is bad for you taste so good?
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#3724
The Devlish Redhead

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Because it's a trap............To turn everyone into fatties ...

 

why is sex tiring?



#3725
Elhanan

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Because both men and woman need them for vehicles currently.

Who was the first lion tamer?