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[The Love Runner]

Because your shirt is too loud.

 

Why do I have radioactive blood?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Because your shirt is too loud.

 

Why do I have radioactive blood?

You got bitten by a radioactive stormtrooper. Good luck coming up with a superhero name.

 

What do androids eat?

[Lotion Soronarr]

Electric steak and a series of tubes filled with delicious p0rn.

 

 

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the Wood(s) in question was Tiger and the Chuck was Norris?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Chuck doesn't Chuck people without good reason.

 

What do you get when you mix LSD with a basic chemical?

[Derpy]

An Acid Wonderland.

 

Why must I love earrape so much?

[Volus Warlord]

A hentai artist.

 

 

Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

[bEVEsthda]

Because it's a way.

 

Why do a lot of people assume things will work out OK?

[smoke and mirrors]

Because insurance is so expensive

 

 

Which witch is which ?

[Orian Tabris]

The which witch is.

 

Say whaaa...?

[Shadow Eagle]

Yes, Sam Raimi got that reaction a lot when people saw the emo/swagga scene in Spider-man 3.

 

If a tree were to turn into a pigeon, and a dwarf used the pigeon as a mount, what would happen next?

[bEVEsthda]

A Whale.

 

How did old stuff become old?

[Shadow Eagle]

Because Time is a b**ch

 

Do you think Dinosaurs used to swear before they were extinct?

[Naesaki]

Of course they *dinosaur swear word noise* did!

 

Will we ever be able to warp into the 4th dimension!?

[bEVEsthda]

Unfortunately, we're already there.

 

What do the typical laser guns, in SF shows/movies, do better than ordinary firearms?

[Orian Tabris]

Host parties.

 

What makes the special sauce so special?

[smoke and mirrors]

The special ingrediants

 

 

Why don`t people have to reload their guns in SF

[bEVEsthda]

(Lots and lots of Red Savina.

 

Ninja'd)

 

Same reason people don't have to reload their guns in any movie/show.

 

 

 

Why does one read really bad novels from cover to cover in one go, oblivious to the world around?

[Orian Tabris]

They like low-brow stuffs.

 

We root like what?

[smoke and mirrors]

Where i come from Wombats he eats roots and leaves

 

 

 

How can you put your coffee on the coffee table if its got books on it ?

[bEVEsthda]

You just don't use sugar or cream.

 

Why haven't birds discovered supersonic flight?

[smoke and mirrors]

It`s hard to get engines on their backs

 

 

Why don`t birds collide in mid air ?

[Orian Tabris]

They let their bunny familiars do it for them.

 

Are you calling Cat Man undependable?

[bEVEsthda]

He must be, or Cat Woman wouldn't be who she is.

 

 

Why don't we write and read from both right and left? The Egyptians did.

[Orian Tabris]

Because the rest of us aren't creative.

 

What's, that, sonnyyyy?