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[The Devlish Redhead]

That's actually a brilliant answer.........

 

Who invented kiss o grams?

[AutumnWitch]

ugly people

 

 

Who fought the law?

[Chewin]

Me.

 

Who won?

[BronzTrooper]

The guy smart enough to erase all the evidence

 

Why is that song stuck in my head now?

[Abraham_uk]

Because we live in a day and age where the best music like "I Fought The Law" are never forgotten.

Sadly that fact applies to songs like "Friday". Ugh .

 

 

 

Imagine you have a superpower that compels people to stop what their doing to sing and dance.

People will be automatically singing and dancing what ever song you're projecting in your mind.

They will do this completely in time and will be remarkably proficient at singing and dancing even if they're terrible at both otherwise.

 

What useful purpose could this superpower possibly serve?

[AutumnWitch]

Oh I don't care what good it would do I would have way way way too much fun with that!  *evil cackle*

 

Where are all the flying cars and moon bases we kids from the 70's were promised by now?

[bEVEsthda]

Somebody invented the micro-processor and suddenly it was much cheaper to do it in video games than in real life.

 

 

Why do I like Poppies so much?

[AutumnWitch]

The have nice side effects.

 

 

Where is the last place on Earth they are always talking about?

[Abraham_uk]

The talent shows of course.

A place where you must expect the unexpected.

 

 

 

What would happen if all seven billion plus humans stomped their feet simultaneously?

[AutumnWitch]

The talent shows of course.

A place where you must expect the unexpected.

 

 

 

What would happen if all seven billion plus humans stomped their feet simultaneously?

 

This is either one of the coolest things I have ever seen or truly scary. I haven't made up my mind yet.

 

It would wake up the Balrocs..better not do it,

 

What's half or nothing squared?

[Jock Cranley]

The inverse of nothing.

 

If a chain is only as strong as the weakest link, what is the extra strength in the strongest link good for?

[AutumnWitch]

sales

 

 

Why does the devil carry a pitchfork? is there that much hay in Hades? I don't really think he is a farmer anyway TBO.

[Jock Cranley]

A shovel wasn't stylish enough, and the reaper already took the scythe.

 

What makes the moon shine?

[AutumnWitch]

Frostbite 3 apparently

 

Why do so many people hate DAI just cuz of people in the game?

[Jock Cranley]

Because they talk too much when you're picking elfroot

 

Why do Let's Players stay in the Hinterlands for hours at a time?

[Sully13]

Because they hate women.

 

When will we get our famale Dwarf L I?

[AutumnWitch]

Its not going to happen until David G leaves.

 

When is the end or time?

[Jock Cranley]

When the internet goes down

 

When is a new beginning?

[Sully13]

Just affter Attack of the clones and before A new hope. 

 

Why dose Jhony Depp suck now?

[AutumnWitch]

because manly men are back in fashion.

 

Why does Kate Upton do those adverts for that horrible game?

[Jock Cranley]

Resting on his laurels. 

 

She is not known for common sense 

 

Why do psychos go psycho?

[AutumnWitch]

Boredom I suspect.

 

Where is the Land of Oz anyway?

[Jock Cranley]

In a bored psycho's imagination

 

What makes stupid people geniuses and geniuses stupid?

[AutumnWitch]

timing and that whole crazy eyes thing

 

Why do so many people hate change but never donate any?

[Jock Cranley]

Path of least resistance

 

Why do some people go in the streets and shout "change"?