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[Abraham_uk]

Because if you're going to break the speed limit, you might as well crash and burn in style.

Just kidding guys! No! Don't crash your car! Don't break the speed limit!

 

 

Which of these is the least terrible suggestion for a rock band name?

[I've gone out of my way to think of some terrible suggestions]

 

1. The Illusive Band
2. Chaos Theory
3. Shepherd In Space
4. Iron Bull
5. Flame Dance
6. Maker's Fist
7. Seeker's Delight
8. Happy Feels
9. Iron Legend
10. Brutal Monkey
11. Hog Riders
12. We Spent Twelve Weeks Trying To Come Up With A Name For Our Band And This Is What We Decided On
    [Shortened to 12 Weeks for album covers and gig posters]

[AutumnWitch]

They all sound like cheesy metal bands..meh six of one, half a dozen of another.

 

 

If you walked to the ends or the earth what would you expect to find?

[Abraham_uk]

A convoluted Pirates of The Caribbean film, a giant monster and a big ship fight at World End.

 

What happens when Funk Town breezes it's way to the start of 2015? 

[Sully13]

We all walk funny.

 

why are Leggo bricks sexist?

[The Devlish Redhead]

 

Because if you're going to break the speed limit, you might as well crash and burn in style.

Just kidding guys! No! Don't crash your car! Don't break the speed limit!

 

 

Which of these is the least terrible suggestion for a rock band name?

[I've gone out of my way to think of some terrible suggestions]

 

1. The Illusive Band
2. Chaos Theory
3. Shepherd In Space
4. Iron Bull
5. Flame Dance
6. Maker's Fist
7. Seeker's Delight
8. Happy Feels
9. Iron Legend
10. Brutal Monkey
11. Hog Riders
12. We Spent Twelve Weeks Trying To Come Up With A Name For Our Band And This Is What We Decided On
    [Shortened to 12 Weeks for album covers and gig posters]

 

 

 

Brutal Vagina........... How's that for a name

 

Or

 

Rusted Pumpkins

Quiet Detente

Twisted Flak Jacket

[FraQ]

Because building a Lego peepers is easy but building a Lego Bajingo is hard!

This post brought to you by Elliot Reid off Scrubs:

Spoiler

Where's the best place to find a crew for my new pirate ship?

[AutumnWitch]

At a booty bar.

 

Where is the best place to find an invisible unicorn?

[The Devlish Redhead]

In your dreams

 

Where does sunshine come from?

[Sully13]

my bum.

 

[The Devlish Redhead]

my bum.

 

 

They turn black and all their appendages fall off.

 

 

Why is cake addictive?

[Melra]

Because there's no "no" in cake.

Is it a pizza day?

[FraQ]

Isn't everyday a pizza day?

 

Where can I find a booty bar?

[Beerfish]

Right next to the crow bar in the hardware store.

 

Which is better?  A bottle in front of me or a frontal labotomy?

[AutumnWitch]

depends whats in the bottle.

 

 

Cake or death?

[Beerfish]

Cake fer sure

 

Pumpkin pie or key lime pie?

[AutumnWitch]

pumpkin

 

Does anyone else find this old riddle kinda creepy? (I know what its really about but still creepy)

 

"I went over London Bridge to meet my sister Jenny
I broke her neck and drank her blood and left her standing empty"

[mousestalker]

Quite creepy, but that's probably the point. Some children are really macabre.

Was Humpty Dumpty an egg?

[Jock Cranley]

No. He was a sugar crystal.

 

All the King's Men or All the King's Horses?

[FraQ]

All the King's pantaloons!

 

What do you call a King without a country?

[TheChosenOne]

an exile.

 

 

A jedi, a Sith, and a bounty hunter walks into a cantina..... What happens? 

[The Devlish Redhead]

They drink a lot, joke and chat up birds..........Then massive fight breaks out and destroys the cantina, and the surrounding suburb.

 

why are women addictive?

[Katiefrost]

Because men are so easily addicted.

Chocolate or caffeine?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Chocolate flavored caffeine of course, what a silly question.

 

Why don't the simpsons ever age?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Because they're drawn that way ........

 

Jessica Rabbit or Elsa

[AutumnWitch]

Jessica

 

Speaking of Jessica, is she really bad?