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[The Devlish Redhead]

Yes, you can choose Angelina Jolie.

Would you like a set of wings like the ones Ms. Jolie wore in "Maleficent"?

 

 

Only if they worked ........... Would be awesome to fly..

 

Cotton candy or toffee?

[Sully13]

Deep fat fried toffee cotton candy.

 

How can I tell my parents I adopted them?

[spinachdiaper]

Hand them each a pamphlet on proper animal husbandry while walking them out of the house at shotgun point.

 

 

If the time of day is based off of where you are on the earth, then what time is it at the earth's core?

[Sully13]

Easy its June 14th 1985.

the rest is just political

 

Catwoman Vs Black Cat.

[spinachdiaper]

You're on Pluto because the Bark!

 

 

What type of underpants do you wear while drinking fine buck fifty wine?

[Sully13]

Yfronts

 

WHY FRONTS?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Going commando........

 

Maryanne or Ginger

[Beerfish]

Ginger, most people pick Maryanne it seems.

 

The professor or the Skipper?

[Sully13]

The school teacher.

Never seen that show.

 

Blind or Deaf whitch is better?

[AutumnWitch]

deaf

 

building a snow man or building a sand castle

[Abraham_uk]

Build a snowman.

 

"Clowns to the left of him, jokers to the right."

What does that make him?

[mousestalker]

Surrounded by grease paint and cigarette paper.

Why does she want your bad romance?

[AutumnWitch]

Cuz women always want a bad girl/boy.

 

When is the end of the beginning of the end?

[Abraham_uk]

When Winston Churchill says so.

 

So you have somehow managed to get your right foot stuck in a tram door.

The rest of your body is outside the tram. You yell and scream "OPEN THE DOOR".

Some of the more frantic passengers desperately try to open the door, and other passengers start yelling at the tram driver.

The tram driver of course is oblivious to the many passengers shouting and yelling off the tops of their voices.

The tram starts moving dragging you along.

Somehow you survive the incident. All be it badly injured from head to toe.

 

How much money can you sue the tram driver for?

[mousestalker]

e.

 

e. It's constant.

Where did our love go?

[Abraham_uk]

It's too late baby now.

It's too late, though we really did try to make it.

 

If you were Rashida Jones which of the below dialogue options would you pick?

And why?

 

• Full on violent
• Aggressive
• Calm
• Confused
• Comedian
• Yell and scream
• Snide remark
• Return with equally offensive remark
• Diplomatic
• Diplomatic with a humorous factual statement and a laugh (pretty much what Rashida did)
• Ignore It
• Yeah! I'm looking good!
• Time for a musical number

[mousestalker]

Diplomatic. It's always the right choice. Don't make enemies and don't burn bridges.

[AutumnWitch]

I wish they had said that to Wanda Sykes lol

 

Why are somo people so clueless?

[mousestalker]

It's the blight of the modern age. People feel challenged by paper towels, so they become ever more self absorbent. If more people used sponges, the world would be less clueless.

 

Speaking of clueless, what is it with actors and actresses?

[Abraham_uk]

I have no idea. But then again I think they're just people.

They're not dumb, they just have dumb moments like the rest of us.

If you took even the great genius that is Stephen Hawking and picked out the daftest thing he ever said, he'd end up looking very silly indeed.

That said. Check out these dumb moments.

 

 

 

 

You are watching the very last film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

 

Infinity War Part 2.

You watch the ending where Thanos is defeated but at a heavy cost.

Then just before the credits (bare in mind you've been in the cinema for 2 hours) there is a message.

 

[WARNING! After the credits there will be an alternate ending where in the final battle Thanos wins killing of the entire Avengers and slaving the entire galaxy. This ending is half an hour long].

 

Do you watch this ending or do you leave the cinema?

[mousestalker]

We always watch all of the movie, right through to the closing credits, so I'd guess I'd stay.

Inspector Javert: Misunderstood law man or love muffin?

[Lady Artifice]

Love muffin, definitely. 

 

Would you rather always taste apples when you eat a banana, or always see the color orange when you look at the color blue?

[The Love Runner]

Taste apples when I eat a banana!

What kind of party would I have if I use microwaves as turntables for a DJ system?

[The Devlish Redhead]

A very hot party....................

 

Chillis or ice cream

[Katiefrost]

Ice Cream

Hagen-Daz or Ben and Jerry's?