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[Delilah Faye]

Ben and Jerry's! 

 

When you see a football game, would you like it if all the players suddenly performed a choreographed song and dance number?

[The Love Runner]

I expect it at this year's Super Bowl.



What would your Super Bowl Halftime Show be like?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Ben and Jerry's! 

 

When you see a football game, would you like it if all the players suddenly performed a choreographed song and dance number?

 

That would be something different .......... They could go all bollywood.

 

 

Tina Fey or Sarah Palin

[FraQ]

Michelle Obama

 

 

What do poor people have that rich people need? If you eat it you will die.

[Beerfish]

Nothing

 

There is a Green house, inside the green house is a white house, inside the white house is a red house, inside the red house are babies, what am I?

[FraQ]

Your the riddler of course!

Spoiler

 

 

If I take the road to nowhere, what will I find when I arrive?

[Abraham_uk]

Max and Paddy

 

 

Shall we dance to this tune?

[AutumnWitch]

Only if I get to go "right round baby".

 

If time isn't linear have I already replied to this thread?

[mousestalker]

In at least one parallel universe.

Is time curved or bent?

[AutumnWitch]

As far as I am concerned its twisted!

 

 

Why are all the good ones taken?

[bEVEsthda]

?  Because they're the good ones, of course! Weren't you around when they distributed the instructions and rules for this place? Pity. But I can comfort you. You see, it doesn't really matter so much. Everybody dies at the end anyway.

 

 

Why do they make so many really bad movies these days?

[BronzTrooper]

Because all the good movie ideas have been used already

 

Why aren't there EMP grenades in ME?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Because Bioware .....

 

EMP grenades could have been fun

 

 

Chocolate or vanilla

[Katiefrost]

chocolate

Singing in the rain or singing in the shower?

[Lady Artifice]

Both, absolutely.

 

Do you prefer the first bite of cake, or the last?

[BronzTrooper]

I'd prefer to have the whole cake, tbh  

 

Why is this now a This or That thread?

[spinachdiaper]

Waffling wishy washy politically motivated forum users agendas are to blame.

 

 

Is it wrong to have romantic feelings for an uncooked turducken?

[The Devlish Redhead]

No...... Everyone is different

 

 

Chocolate or vanilla I choose you chocolate.......  Gotta have it all

 

Would you rather be famous and very well known or ordinary and invisible?

[spinachdiaper]

I'd be a Famous person who people don't recognize correctly..."Hey there goes Ron Howard's scary looking brother Clint Eastwood"

 

 

 

Can you use a tuba to launch a ground to air nuclear missle at the Easter Bunny?

[bEVEsthda]

- Of course not!  Are you completely bonkers? The tuba first of all lacks the necessary electronics and associated power supply, then it's structurally too weak and unsuitably shaped to support the missile. Finally, it's way too small.

 

 

Why haven't we made manned expeditions to Mars yet?  I mean - Moon 1969, ...hello..?

[mousestalker]

Because it's too long and too far for an all man crew to travel. And women won't go until NASA gets the bathrooms right.

Why is Antarctica covered in ice?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Because it's really cold in Antarctica.........

 

Where do all the missing socks go when you do the washing?

[mousestalker]

Tahiti

Why is Disney's mascot a mouse?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Tahiti

Why is Disney's mascot a mouse?

 

Because he's not an albatross

 

Tahiti that's too far to find my lost socks, can't they get lost clsoer?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

No. They're stolen by gnomes.

 

Who will be the soul survivor of Off-topics?