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[mousestalker]

The Bunz

Why are rainbows unobtainable?

[The Devlish Redhead]

They're made of aerosol unobtainium

 

 

 

 

Why is cheese tasty?

[JasonPogo]

Because the Bacteria.

 

Why am I so tall?

[Abraham_uk]

You're not that tall.

I'm just a lot smaller than you.

 

Whaaaaaaat's love got to do, got to do with it?

Whaaaaaaat's love but a second hand emotion?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Emotions bah!!!!!!!!! Who needs that?

 

OK do lost keys also end up where the lost socks go? And what about lost coins?

[Katiefrost]

Sock goblins mind the missing socks and nothing else, as for the coins...




Do stars get worn out from being wished on?

[mousestalker]

They just drink more lattes. That's why it's called the Milky Way. All those spilled lattes.

Why do fools fall in love?

[Morty Smith]

They don´t. They pork their mental cold away.

 

How´s your mother?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

FINE. Sometimes a positive thinker and crazy.

 

Most people can't get past 90s, but why I an American Civil War veteran am 175 years old?!

[BronzTrooper]

It's because you are an elf from ancient Arlathan that got magically transported into the Civil War by the Reapers who wanted to convince you to fight for the Light Side by erasing your memories because Akatosh told them too.  Or you're Sandal.  It's one or the other.

 

Do I sound insane?

[Sully13]

No not in the slightest.. now me on the other hand I have a hamster eating my intestines.. worst Christmas present ever.

 

Who did put the Boop in the Boop shoowop dowop?

[JasonPogo]

Why Betty Boop of course.

 

Have you seen my hat?

[Sully13]

I ate it.

 

How long should one cook a child for?

[mousestalker]

The really young can not handle tough or hard food, so vegetables for at least an hour and meats for slightly longer. It's probably best to puree the cooked food and then strain it.

Why rutabagas?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Why what?

 

What would Rocket Raccoon taste like cooked?

[Abraham_uk]

Like a flurry of bullets to the torso, a few lobbed grenades to your general area and a missile to the everything. Oh and Rocket Racoon yelling "You wanna eat me? Yeah eat this!"

 

Why is falling in love described as "a hole in the boat" and a "kick in the head" according to one classic tune?

[Sifr]

Because Dean Martin mixed up love and things that Gibbs from NCIS loves doing...

 

Those in the UK especially might wonder this; why is there no cheese in Cheddar Gorge?

[Abraham_uk]

Cheddar Gorge is a place in well Cheddar.

The famous Cheddar Cheese is from that area.

 

I want to watch a really, really cringe worthy cheesy film?

What is your top suggestion?

[Jock Cranley]

Star Wars Prequels

 

I want to watch a really soppy love movie. What is your suggestion?

[Sifr]

The Notebook if you want a traditional soppy chick flick, Hott Fuzz if you want a slightly soppy bromance with guns and cornettos.

 

If I want to watch a good sci-fi film, what is your suggestion?

[Abraham_uk]

The Wrath of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

 

You're on a date, and you're given this facial expression.

 

What happens next?

[mousestalker]

I'm sleeping alone, apparently.

Why can't penguins fly?

[Sifr]

I'm sleeping alone, apparently.

Why can't penguins fly?

 

(It's okay, the Warden has Morrigan anyway )

 

Because they're too busy p-p-p-picking up their chocolate bar namesakes!

 

Why has the Simpsons not been cancelled yet?

[JasonPogo]

Someone has to write future plots for South Park episodes.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[XxPrincess(x)ThreatxX]

Cos it missed its flight

 

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?