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[mousestalker]

Grape, but you have be careful because you might wind up with a sour whine.

If you smurf a Smurf until it is smurfily smurfilicious, when will the lemon meringue?

[JasonPogo]

8:30

Why do drive up ATMs have brail?

[BronzTrooper]

Reasons

 

How often to donkey caravans get escorted by merc companies made up of Tal-Vashoth?

[The Devlish Redhead]

For the same reason camel caravans can be escorted by APC's and people in armor suits.......

 

Who put the sticks up their butts?   

[spinachdiaper]

Someone trying to challenge themself to use chopsticks the hard way.

 

 

What can you get for a petrified wooden nickel and a fist full of sand dollars?

[The Devlish Redhead]

You get 100 leaf currency..... (bag of 100 leaves)

 

Why do games have weird currencies?

[BronzTrooper]

Because normal currency is boring and normal.  Embrace the weirdness!!  

 

Why is common sense uncommon and weirdness a constant for most people?

[mousestalker]

Every one's different. And different mentalities and survival strategies ensure results ion confronting peril.


Why is maple sugar close to being unobtanium this time of year?

[Abraham_uk]

Because it's not autumn?

 

Coco is running out!   I don't know how one can have chocolate without coco. 

Any ideas on how to make chocolate without coco?

[The Devlish Redhead]

You can make carab chocolate but it tastes foul IMHO

 

 

Why are mini skirts alluring?

[mousestalker]

Less is more. Up to a point.

Why are otters so unbelievably cute?

[The Devlish Redhead]

Because they are..........

 

Why did Punxatawny  Phll see six more weeks of winter?

[Delilah Faye]

Maybe springtime was too scared to arrive.

 

Would you prefer to ride in the Tardis or the DeLorian from BttF?

[BronzTrooper]

The DeLorean because I want to time-travel and look cool doing it 

 

Does writer's block annoy you?

 

Spoiler

It's annoying the hell out of me right now  

[The Devlish Redhead]

The DeLorean because I want to time-travel and look cool doing it 

 

Does writer's block annoy you?

 

Spoiler

It's annoying the hell out of me right now  

 

I'd choose the TARDIS over the Delorean, or materialize the TARDIS around the Delorean and find a room for it.

 

Writers block is my number 1 enemy..... I'm writing a story at the moment and always seem to get writers block every 3 or 4 pages.......

 

But I did invest in a voice recorder to take down ideas when I get brain farts.... The recorder has been a blessing.

[Abraham_uk]

I'm feeling pretentious at the moment. So time for a pretentious question.

 

If perfection has no soul, then what is perfection?

[bEVEsthda]

Just a perception.

 

 

How much horsepower does a German made saloon car need, if you want to take it shopping?

[mousestalker]

1. It's on wheels after all, so 1 horse can drag it to and from the store.

What colour should ponies come in that they do not already?

[AventuroLegendary]

The "invisible" color.

 

On what location and in what war was the Mongol-Zulu Alliance led by Jarl Louis XIV defeated by Great Khan George Reagan Lincoln?

[Beerfish]

The battle of the squealing plains.

 

If a brick costs 10 cents and half a brick how much does a brick and a half cost?

[mousestalker]

8 drachma

Why are there so few shades of pink?

[Beerfish]

God looked at hot pink and said  'Perfecttttttt!'

 

Is there such a thing as a whiter shade of pale?

[Abraham_uk]

There are many shades of paleness so yes.

Not to mention you can have pale versions of every colour.

 

However pure white is as pale as you can get.

 

 

Could I have chosen a more silly image of the US President for my profile picture?

[Please show evidence]

[ObserverStatus]

Yes.

 

If I put my shirt on backward today, how long will it take me to count to magenta?

[Abraham_uk]

Brilliant! I love it! You win the internet!

 

 

 

To answer your question, it depends what number you assign to magenta.

 

The idealised version you, your ideal partner, and the real life you enter a bar.

What happens next?