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[Just My Moniker]

I was saying, granny, that baseball is the devil's greatest tool.

 

Why the hell does Spongebob live in a pineapple?

[smoke and mirrors]

He couldn`t afford an apple .

 

 

 

Why are there only 19 pages of this great topic ?

[bEVEsthda]

What is "19", really? In the greater scope of things? And "only"? Do you only have 19 children?

 

 

Why is gold so soft?

[smoke and mirrors]

To make you feel better on the way

 

 

 

Why do children ask so many questions ?

[2Pac]

Too annoy adults.

 

Do Butterfly's make Butter?

[Orian Tabris]

All evidence points to yes.

 

How much wood could a wood Charles Charles, if a wood Charles could Charles wood?

[smoke and mirrors]

Charles

 

 

 

Is a bird dog part bird part dog ?

[Just My Moniker]

A bird dog is a dog thats part bird thats part dog who is part dog-bird.

 

If a tree falls down in the forest and there is no one around to hear it, does nobody care about that tree? 

[superdeathdealer14]

People do care about it, hell they even have tree funerals.
 
 
Can a turtle make a baby with a unicorn-dragon-cat.

[TheJediSaint]

Yes, that's how Gamara was born.

 

How fast would I have to run around the world if I wanted to pat myself on the back?

[Shadow Eagle]

You'd have to be "Flash" in order to do something like that and **** with the laws of physics. But not all countries are connected, and while running, you'll fall into the ocean, unless you are so fast you run on water.

 

Is life "The Sims"?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

No, you'd be thinking of that elven healer who owned "Charlatan's Walking Stick."

 

Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy?

[Shadow Eagle]

No... It's The Matrix.

 

Will technology become so advanced in the future, that stylists can grow you an instant beard?

[Farci Reprimer]

No, we can grow even severed limbs back to people instantly in the future but somehow it will be impossible to do that on our facial hair. Finally we discover that our beards have this unique hidden hard boiled badass personality and they grow in a time they feel like growing. No changing that. Nuff said.

 

You havent ever peeled a banana with a fork have you?

[Orian Tabris]

Not quite the size of a whale.

 

What is the best way to make peanut butter?

[Volus Warlord]

Forcing people allergic to peanuts to eat peanuts and then inducing vomiting.

 

Why do Norwegians get the occasional Midnight Sun?

[Orian Tabris]

Because aliens.

 

Why is it that no one likes Duke Nukem Forever?

[Volus Warlord]

Because they're misogynists.

 

What is a good dating site to pick up some low hanging fruit?

[Orian Tabris]

eHarmony. It's a good dating site for finding anyone you want.

 

If 42 is the meaning of life, what is 69?

[Volus Warlord]

If 42 is the meaning of life, 69 is the meaning of joy.

 

If hot means attractive and cool means desirable, what does lukewarm mean?

[Orian Tabris]

It means Luke Perry makes you warm in the pants.

 

Do I have super powers?

[Lunch Box1912]

I don't know try to lift up that book with your mind... do you have the force?

 

 

Will you help me hide a body?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

That depends whose.

 

What do you do with a drunken sailor?