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#4001
Abraham_uk

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Half Life 3 is confirmed.

Confirmed to never happen ever.

Valve doesn't make games any more. They sell games.

Also, valve will not give the rights to a developer. Therefore Half Life 3 will never happen.

Never :crying: . Not going to happen :crying: . Ever :crying: .

 

I might be wrong, and you better hope I am.

 

 

Can fungus actually transform people into zombies?



#4002
The Love Runner

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It'll make them giant instead.

*looks at spinachdiaper's username* Why would you put spinach in a diaper?

#4003
Sully13

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Well spinich can still pee.

 

What LAIME super power would you have? 

note it cant be cool.



#4004
Abraham_uk

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The ability to compelling people to perform dated 90's dance moves against their will.

It's lame and creepy at the same time.

 

From the point of view of old science fiction films what is your favourite piece of technology that was supposed to be invented by the year 2015 (but isn't around)?



#4005
Sully13

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the 10 toppings on 1 Rehidrated pizza.

 

why cant i get layed?


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#4006
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Because you're not a bed. :P

 

There is a massive meetup of the entire Bioware Forum community.

Every single member is around with name tags displaying their online profile name (for example One Woman Army, Su Lu Pi, J Reezy, Drone 233, GMagnumm etc).

 

What is your strategy for finding the people that you've been conversing with online?



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Sully13

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Easy i look for the NERDS.

 

 Fi you coulg fight some one who would ot be?



#4008
Abraham_uk

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Any female who is a proficient fighter.

If I am going to get beaten in a fight, I might as well enjoy it.

 

 

If you could be any animé character who would you be?



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Silly mortal i AM an anime character.

 

Tentical hentai.. Would you?



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FraQ

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Would you not?!

 

Who's the fairest of them all?



#4011
bEVEsthda

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Judge Dredd.

 

 

The borderline between brilliant and folly is clear enough. But is there any way to see it in advance?



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There is. There is now the folly app that you can download on your phone.

It predicts when something really foolish is about to happen. Before it happens you have a 10 second window to stop yourself from doing something really foolish.

 

I tried to present my invention in front of the Dragons at Dragons Den. 10 seconds before I walked into the room I bottled it. :P

 

 

What is the daftest joke you can come up with?


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#4013
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Did you hear about the breakin it the Comic shop?

Hellboy got caught Red handed the Hulk was caught Green handed but Doctor Who got away in Time.

 

 

What Anime world would you want to live in?

 

For me its Fairy Tail.


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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?  "If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam!"

 

 

 

If we didn't bother no one else would.

 

Why do Aussies say 'How ya going?'



#4015
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Because they dont care and aant you to buggeroff.

 

Why was 80s hair so great?



#4016
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Because the 90's hadn't happened yet...

What really makes the world go round?

#4017
Zekka

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Obama

Oh nana what's my name?

#4018
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You must be Shanana


Can you get carpal tunnel doing the hand jive?

#4019
BronzTrooper

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Try it and tell us whether it does or not   :P

 

Have you posted on the "Why I'm labeling DA:I..." copy-threads?



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Nope bit I may do so now.

 

 

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?



#4021
BronzTrooper

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Maybe, but who'd have to be the burn victim in the first place?   :P

 

Doesn't it suck that all the copy-threads that I mentioned earlier got deleted?   :(



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man, i have no idea what you're talking about.

 

How much of this can you read?

Spoiler



#4023
BronzTrooper

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.......... my eyes hurt now....

 

How do you do that?



#4024
Abraham_uk

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I don't want to know how he does that.

 

If you highlight the text it is 10% easier to read.

Sadly that is still virtually impossible.

 

 

What is the most derpy lyric in a song ever?


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#4025
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Baby baby baby OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 

 

 

Why is Proffesor Oak renowned if he cant tell what gender a human is?