He's renown for being the first human to reproduce via Mitosis!
Why do you think they call table tennis Ping Pong?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#4027
Posté 10 février 2015 - 05:30
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Because the ball goes ping when your opponent hits it towards you and pong when you hit it back.
What is Anita Sarkeesian doing with the kick starter money?
#4028
Posté 10 février 2015 - 05:32
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Getting a sex change.
Is a kids sand box a son of a beach?
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#4029
Posté 10 février 2015 - 05:33
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Getting a sex change.
Is a kids sand box a son of a beach?
Nope. It's a GTA rip off!
What skills/traits/attributes do I need to become a social justice warrior?
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Posté 10 février 2015 - 06:01
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Well ice cream making, juster comebacks and the most important time traveling.
Why did the nut, finally crack? (ultra lame Pun XD)
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#4031
Posté 10 février 2015 - 10:11
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It was a staged suicide made to look like homicide.
The rooster, chicken and hen. So who's having ___ with the hen?
#4033
Posté 10 février 2015 - 11:03
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Su Lu Pi does... She's a stickler when it comes to hen relations.
Why do bad things happen in threes?
#4034
Posté 10 février 2015 - 11:26
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because you suck.. only you and no one else.
why dose the Predator look like a homeless Jamacan?
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Posté 11 février 2015 - 12:11
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Cause hes a hipster, the og beta and so pissed he changed accents just to make a point
Why dos the hulk plant flowers on sundays?
#4036
Posté 11 février 2015 - 12:32
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You gona ask him why?
In Pacific rim if they know where the Kiju are comeing from. Why dont they just set up turrets?
they have the Chest cannon things.
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Posté 11 février 2015 - 12:34
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Because they wont get paid in Pancakes if they set it up right(Still have no yet seen that movie)
How come godzilla isnt known for its world famous chocolate chip pancakes?
#4038
Posté 11 février 2015 - 12:36
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You ****** he IS .
Why dosn't my milkshake bring the boys to my yard?
#4039
Posté 11 février 2015 - 12:51
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You need to shake it some more and add some chocolate
Anyone else have that song stuck in their head now?
#4040
Posté 11 février 2015 - 12:57
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My plan is working.
Why cant Rob Lyfeld draw Proportions?
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#4041
Posté 13 février 2015 - 01:23
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He has an unusual stigmatism.
If you could cover your car with something, what would cover it with?
If you could cover your car with something, what would cover it with?
#4042
Posté 13 février 2015 - 01:26
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Turtles covered in wax.
Would you rather live a million one lives or live for a million years?
#4043
Posté 13 février 2015 - 01:39
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Neither all i want is an icecreem.
Ok being mute if i sneeze do i make a sound?
#4044
Posté 13 février 2015 - 02:51
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Probably not. You would sneeze in sign language.
Do hobbits straighten or perm their toe hair?
Do hobbits straighten or perm their toe hair?
#4045
Posté 13 février 2015 - 02:55
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We preffere to Perm it. Why do you ask?
How do you get 790 pokémon on a buss?
#4046
Posté 13 février 2015 - 04:37
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BALLS! pokemon balls that is.
Why would you ride a horse with no name through the desert?
#4047
Posté 13 février 2015 - 09:00
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To get to the other side.
Are YOU going to Scarborough fare?
#4048
Posté 13 février 2015 - 03:52
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Yes, I need some spices and a Cambric shirt.
Are you the only living boy in New York?
#4049
Posté 13 février 2015 - 06:58
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Nope. I'm somebody else.
Things could have been more fun. Why weren't they?
#4050
Posté 13 février 2015 - 08:05
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You turned up.. pssst no one likes you?
Can ghosts fart?
