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[cronshaw]

You turned up.. pssst no one likes you?

 

Can ghosts fart?

Silent but deadly (too easy)

 

Would Mayor McCheese need to eat an entire hamburger to be considered a cannibal or would cheese or beef suffice?

[dragonflight288]

In order to avoid the stigma, Mayor McCheese would instead eat a whopper. 

 

If an ice dragon farted, what would come out?

[spinachdiaper]

In the dumpster behind Tom's Diner

 

 

What are the three words you must say before picking up the Necronomicon?

[dragonflight288]

"Necromancy is hilarious!" works, as does "Blubber, oddment, tweak!"

 

If a mass effect Biotic and a Dragon Age mage were to meet, fall in love and have kids, does lyrium transform into eezo?

[Sully13]

no but i assume the result would be conciderd a GOD.

 

MR T VS Chuck Norris.

[Abraham_uk]

Chuck Norris. This isn't even a "Chuck Norris" meme excuse.

The guy quite literally has the superior fighting skills.

 

If Batman was played by Chuck Norris would the live action films be exciting?

[bEVEsthda]

<...yawn...>

 

 

 

Why are people happy enough with their smart-phone cameras?

[Sully13]

nope.

 

Why do only idiots own Smart phones?

[JasonPogo]

The name is ironic

 

Why are owls suck pretentious jerks?

[Sully13]

Because Penguins are lazy.

 

Why cant women have awesom sideburns?

[JasonPogo]

I know a few who can so your question is moot

 

Why are penguins so lazy?

[dragonflight288]

Because they work hard at procrastinating 

 

Which country makes the best applesauce?

[Sully13]

America

 

[Abraham_uk]

The Baha Men!

 

How stressful is the below video?

[Sully13]

0 out of 10.

 

What is your Wrestler Name?

mine is the Chicken of Death.... THANKS google translate.

 

 

 

BTW it actualy was Anarchy in the 90s 

[Sully13]

ITS ALIVE.

 

 

Ok Dose my bum look big in this?

[bEVEsthda]

The answer is always no, your bum look great.

 

 

What's so great about paper books?

[Sully13]

they beat Rock books.

 

 

is it wrong i want to punch Oniseon to a greasy smear?

[Katiefrost]

Yes, his mama will find you.

If your jeans spit in the back in a public place, would you run home and change?

[BronzTrooper]

Wait..... jeans can spit?  Since when?  

 

Who got into the sacramental wine?

[Sully13]

I Skeletor got in to the wine Mwaa haaa haa.

 

 

cay you draw a triangle ontop of a square?

[Katiefrost]

2 triangles can share a square, as long as they're right, they've nary a care.

I am the root of the sum of 2 squares, what am I?

[Seraphim24]

A blueberry.

 

What's the easiest way to Fjord a river full of dinosaurs?

[mousestalker]

Glacierization

Why is purple the colour of royalty?