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[Jock Cranley]

Because they can't handle anything else

 

Why are rainbows multicolored?

[mybudgee]

Light is both a particle and a wave

 

Why can't I sleep tonight/today??

[mousestalker]

Your experience temporal dislocation. Your mind is in a time zone far removed from your body.

Why is wine purple?

[Jock Cranley]

Because its too pretentious to be any other color

 

Why is Mountain Dew ****** yellow?

[mybudgee]

Because it IS PEE

 

Why is Mario shorter than Luigi?

[Sully13]

Genetics.

 

 

What is this?

[Abraham_uk]

What is this?

 

Late 60's early 70's psychedelic music.

 

What happens if you look at the above image too long?

[Jock Cranley]

You go blind

 

Why do I love what I love?

[Sully13]

because your a necrophile.

 

 

Wares my appology?

[Abraham_uk]

 

 

Will this do for an apology?

[Sully13]

it shall Suffice.

 

Why aint nobody got time for that?

[Jock Cranley]

Because they are too busy doing nothing.

 

Why do people do so much nothing?

[JasonPogo]

.............

 

 

What time do I need to be at work tomorrow?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Working is for losers, be a real man and live off of the government.

 

Why does no one around here have 3.50 I can borrow?

[Katiefrost]

Because money grows on trees and it's not even spring yet.

If Guinness is Irish, why isn't it green?

[JasonPogo]

It is until it hits the air just like how your blood is really blue.

 

 

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it why would anyone care if it made a sound?

[BronzTrooper]

The same reason why people care about stuff in RPGs that they will likely never encounter...

 

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, will it have any affect on the color of my shirt?

[Sully13]

yes

 

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, what happens to the bear it fell on?

[Katiefrost]

He was a big bear and it didn't hurt him. He was happy because the tree was hallow and full of honey.

If you were a squirrel, where would you hide your nuts?

[Sully13]

He was a big bear and it didn't hurt him. He was happy because the tree was hallow and full of honey.

If you were a squirrel, where would you hide your nuts?

 

 

In your hole.

 

 

Why am I not allowed pointy things?

[mousestalker]

Because you value being polite and it isn't polite to point.

Why aren't there more leprechauns?

[Beerfish]

Their habitat has been taken over by cheesy cheap clone like housing development.  Also many have died from sugar related complications from lucky charms.

 

Why did I not invest in Quinoa futures 5 years ago?

[JasonPogo]

You don't have any money thats why.

If cats have nine lives why did mine stay dead the first time it died?

[Katiefrost]

Cats show up when they please.

What is the strangest caffeinated drink you've ever had?

[bEVEsthda]

Something expensive, tasting much like pineapple, in a ridiculously narrow, blue and silver can.

 

 

What is the strangest drink with strawberry flavor you've ever had?