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[Beerfish]

Hmmm, either a slurpee or liqueur or a slurpee with liqueur added.

 

How can the wonder animal the pig have pork chops, bacon, ribs, roasts and ham?

[Sully13]

You forgot Spam.

 

 

if an object travels at 175mph and drops to 0 mph in 3.2 seconds how long will Richard Hammond ware a Nappy? 

[bEVEsthda]

175mph is 78.215 m/s. Decelerating to 0 in 3.2 s gives an average retardation of 24.442 m/s^2, or 2.49 g.

 

Conclusion: If Richard Hammond is sloppy, he'll wear a nappy for 0.16 seconds (before it comes off). However, it's much more likely that he'll be just fine, as 2.5 g really isn't that severe.

 

 

Why are crew members in SF-horror movies so careless with Xenomorphs? 

 

 

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[Sully13]

well it has been concluded that the queen has limited ESP abilities. in a few books Crew members in Holding facilities are stated as haveing nightmares. so i hypophisise that eggs ect exude psychic chaff drawing idiots towards it.

.. either that or Plot.

 

when will MC Hammer let me freekin Kick it? 

[Beerfish]

Never cause you can't touch this.

 

Will mc hammers legs ever grow into his pillow pants?

[Abraham_uk]

When he get's smaller pillow pants.

 

 

So. What do you think?

[Sully13]

Oh her. im not going to joke here

ive ranted about her before.

 

 

why you so stupid UCLA?

[Beerfish]

She gives bimbo blondes with big knockers a bad name.  She does have a point about cell phones in the library though.

[mousestalker]

California has extreme levels of peroxide that leach out the intelligence of the inhabitants.

Does that also explain the Kardashians?

[Sully13]

this was posted the day after the Tsunami Beerfish.

but yeah i hate that part though..

[Katiefrost]

California has extreme levels of peroxide that leach out the intelligence of the inhabitants.

Does that also explain the Kardashians?

[Katiefrost]

It could, but I think they're just on the wrong planet.

Why do pictures of unicorns often have rainbows in the background?

[bEVEsthda]

Well, a rainbow is caused by chromatic dispersion, when rays of light refract in drops of water. For this to occur, the sun should be clear, and shining on the drops from an angle behind the observer. At 42 degrees the rainbow will be at its most intense.

 

Since Unicorns don't live in arid climates, but don't like rain and always dissolve rain clouds above them, and since unicorns, just like everything else, are best portrayed with the light, the situation that results with rainbows in the background is more common than not.

 

 

 

 

 

Why do we use belts instead of suspenders?

[JasonPogo]

Because we are all uncultured swine

 

Why are more people not into D & D?

[o Ventus]

Because we are all uncultured swine

 

Why are more people not into D & D?

Because Dan and Dave are kind of a**holes.

 

If a tree falls in the woods, and the only person around to hear it is one man, but the tree falls on and kills the man, does the man dying make a sound?

[BronzTrooper]

No, because he's a mime.  Mimes don't talk.

 

If a tree falls in the forest and the only one around to hear is it deaf, would I actually care what happens in North Korea?

[JasonPogo]

North Korea is a figment of your dad's brothers sisters roommates friends dogs imagination.

 

 

 

 

They say "An eye for an eye and the world goes blind"  Are they talking about a world of Cyclops or something?

[o Ventus]

 

They say "An eye for an eye and the world goes blind"  Are they talking about a world of Cyclops or something?

Yes, and that's why the Cyclops went extinct.

 

So, why didn't Noah put any dragons or unicorns on the Ark?

[Katiefrost]

How do you know he didn't ?

Is the Easter Bunny a diabetic?

[TheDarkMantis]

Maybe.

 

Can a match box?

[Katiefrost]

It's not wise to play with matches.

If it's pouring rain outside, what's it being poured out of?

[bEVEsthda]

From the oceans, believe it or not.

 

 

Why do some people have sugar in coffee?

[Sully13]

Because thay are inhuman scum and should bow to the glorious Tea drinking master race.

 

 

Too mutch?

[Abraham_uk]

Tea and coffee is fine. Just don't mix them.

 

 

What do you think about cofftea? (Coffee and tea mixed).

[ObserverStatus]

i dunno, but that sounds gross, I'm never trying it.

 

what color am I?