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#4151
Abraham_uk

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Kungpow enter the fist. trust me.

 

 

Now for the mirror question.

Mirrors don't require eyes to exist.

 

The film stars Charles Dance, Benedict Cumberbach and Jason Mamoa, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Garner, Idris Elba and yourself as the main character.

What would this film be about?


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#4152
BronzTrooper

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Whatever you want  ;)

 

Should the man be running or walking?

 

Spoiler


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The man has a sprain, is limping and should stay off his feet.

Would a hobbit be insulted by a gift of shoes?
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mousestalker

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Only if it comes with Nair.

When the robots take over, will there still be pie?

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Katiefrost

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If the robots need human slaves, there will still be pie.

If someone knocked loudly at your door in the night and called, "Bring out your dead!", what would you do?

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dongsaeng

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Release the hounds.

 

How do you clap using only one hand?



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Sully13

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its known as a slap.

 

What was your favourite part?


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#4158
mousestalker

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The role of Miss Adelaide in Guys and Dolls.

Why isn't life more like a musical?

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Sully13

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because you touch yourself.

 

 

if I eat enough beans fan I fly?



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BronzTrooper

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If you have a lighter or a set of matches, maybe

 

If I spin faster enough can I fly like a helicopter?



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Katiefrost

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You might, but the G's would probably shred the flesh off your bones and that would be a mess.

If a dragon became ill with diarrhea, would it come out as lava?
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#4162
Beerfish

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No, more like creamed hobbit parts.......yuck

 

Which is a more majestic bird.....an owl or a Seahawk?



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Katiefrost

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Seahawk, but I'm somewhat biased...

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Sully13

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no but bananas do.

 

how many GGers dose it take to make a peice or armor?



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o Ventus

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no but bananas do.

 

how many GGers dose it take to make a peice or armor?

I assume you mean GamerGaters.

 

If that's the case, I have no idea how to answer this. GG'ers has changed definitions at least once or twice and could be used to apply both to the pissy SJW camp and the "evil and violent white male gamers".



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Sully13

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realy i was hopeing for a joke about how that gut couldnt count but meh.

 

Ok How far can a midget be tossed? 



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bEVEsthda

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I'm sure there is an official world record somewhere. But I can't be bothered to search for it. Do it yourself, if you think it's so important or interesting, you lazy...

 

 

Let's say I actually once ran 100 m in 9.62 s. What's the difference between me and Usain Bolt?

(No, not that I'm a liar. Let's say I actually did it.  <hint 1: venue, hint 2: direction>)



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Sully13

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Bolt is cool you arnt.

 

why cant i dance?



#4169
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Cause you have no legs

 

Whats Obamas last name?



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BronzTrooper

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Obama

 

What's Bush's last name?



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Bison

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George. 

 

why are mountains so big?


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#4172
Katiefrost

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Steroids.

Discover a lost city in a jungle, or discover a new solar system by telescope?

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BronzTrooper

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Lost city.

 

Why does this thread sometimes turn into This or That?



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Beerfish

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That!

 

Why is the road runner such and ahole?


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BronzTrooper

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He's the embodiment of internet trolls

 

Why does Bugs Bunny keep passing Albuquerque?