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[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Do you suggest he instead stop in that hole?

[BronzTrooper]

If it's so bad, why does he go near it in the first place?  

[Abraham_uk]

Because he's dumb and curious. [Mostly the former I say].

 

What happens if you turn a Twilight fan fiction into a film?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Twilight.

 

(What's Twilight?)

[bEVEsthda]

something you get past.

 

 

(and here's something for Su Lu Pi)

 

What's the best of a barbecue?

[Katiefrost]

Not being the barbecued.

Will acupuncture make you feel stuck up?

[JasonPogo]

Only if you over pay for it.

 

Why do people believe in God?

[Abraham_uk]

People believe in one god, because two or more gods is too many to keep track of.

 

What is the most frequent faux pas people commit on a date?

[mousestalker]

Asking out the wrong person.

 

Why do men recognize fewer colours than women?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

We don't.

 

Why do women recognize fewer colors than men?

[JasonPogo]

Because kitchen appliances only come in so many colors.

 

 

Why do people get so upset about sexist jokes?

[Abraham_uk]

Because the whole point of an offensive joke is to make some people laugh whilst enraging others.

If no one was aggravated then the joke would have no sting. If the joke had no sting, no one would laugh.

 

What kind of joke stings more than an offensive joke?

[bEVEsthda]

The one that is on you.

 

 

 

Why do people think they know so little about art?

[Abraham_uk]

I don't know who "they" are.

Regarding art however, anything can be art.

Including...

 

 

This is worth a fortune.

It was sold for 2.2 million pounds in an auction last year.

What does this tell you about auctions?

[JasonPogo]

That if you talk really fast you can sell anything....

 

 

If a train leaves at 2:30 pm going west at 79MPH, and another train 16 miles away leaves at 3:00pm traveling east at 55MPH, what time is it when you read this question?

[mousestalker]

5:26 pm

Who put the rama in the rama rama ding dong?

[Leo Chingkwake]

My dog, man. And I don't even have a dog. 

 

Will someone come over and help me find a roach that I lost in my room? I'll light it up for us to share, man.

[Romantic Savior]

You have to help me find my 10 grams so I can enter Sniffindor first

What does a duck do when it's out of luck?

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

it flies north for the summer

 

 

does The Pope **** in the woods?

[Abraham_uk]

Yes. Don't worry. He brings a trowel.

Don't judge. Have you ever been camping?

 

So, what do you make of Wyclef Jean's A-a-a-a-a-a-a in this song?

 

[mousestalker]

Not much I wasn't there and anyone who says different is a lying liar and I have three alibis that say I was somewhere else doing something different.

What does gravity do to helium balloons?

[Jock Cranley]

It pushes them away cause they are ugly.

 

What does it mean to be wabbajacked?

[o Ventus]

It pushes them away cause they are ugly.

 

What does it mean to be wabbajacked?

Cheese.

 

Why is Iron Man called "Iron Man" when his suit is made from gold and titanium?

[BronzTrooper]

It has a better ring to it

 

Why doesn't Marvel just make new heroes instead of redesigning old ones?

[Bison]

Because Hollywood is reluctant to risk anything on a cool original concept. Black and female redesigned characters are easy. 

 

Why do people become angered with female redesigns?