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[BronzTrooper]

Because they prefer big, muscular men over women because eye candy

 

Why do people get upset when people state their opinion on someone else's opinion?

[mousestalker]

They are attached to their boobs.

 

What is the difference between comic books and soap operas?

[bEVEsthda]

The intelligence of the writers.

 

 

Why do other humans insist on doing things the wrong way?

[Abraham_uk]

Doing things the right way requires discipline and intelligence.

 

In honour of Samuel L Jackson Day, it is enshrined in law that everyone on planet earth impersonates Samuel L Jackson.

How awesome is this day going to be?

[mousestalker]

Not very. Jheri curls only suit about 2-3% of the world's population.

Do the Swiss really run the world's economy?

[Abraham_uk]

No, but they are the big cheese of the world's economy.

Sorry bad pun.

 

Should I be punished for making a Swiss Cheese pun?

[Beerfish]

No, but then again your argument is full of holes.

 

How do they get the holes in swiss cheese?  Rent a tunnel mouse?

[Abraham_uk]

This article explains it.

http://www.huffingto..._n_1428707.html

 

How for the silly answer. Because workers in the factories get hungry. However they pretend the holes are supposed to be there.

 

 

Okay now. I have an acting lesson for you.

 

Was this video helpful?

[Katiefrost]

Helpful to animal crackers, maybe...

Do comets chase their tails?

[Beerfish]

Yes and earth people chase comets that chase their tails.

 

If Owls are so wise why do they not have large stock portfolios?

[Zerc]

Same reason you don't have any.

 

First hole is best hole?

[Abraham_uk]

Only if it's a hole in one.

 

What do you call a writer who kills off all their characters?

[Chewin]

Someone looking for trouble.

 

They say pen is mightier than the sword, but then why do action speak louder than words?

[Abraham_uk]

Or maybe using a pen to write requires action.

Using your voice to speak requires action.

You can't do anything without action.

 

 

What is the worst thing that can happen when a hack director yells "ACTION!" ?

[Sully13]

he is Uwe Boll addressing Nick Cage.

 

 

Why you so mean?

[Beerfish]

Because I am Nyarlathotep.

 

Would Cthulu laugh if you told it a joke?

[Sully13]

only in his sleap.

 

If you was god for a day what would you do?

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

destroy all nuclear weapons and erase all racists, homophobes and sexists in the world.

 

if the pockets on your jacket had a magic power to create any kind of food at anytime you want, what would it be?

[FraQ]

 

 

Would you like one?

[bEVEsthda]

Well, there are hot dogs, and there are hot dogs...

 

 

 

If I've got Rhodium (the most expensive jewelry metal in the world) details on my handmade pen (5 to 12 month waiting period), what is biggest: The disappointment that people will think it's stainless steel or chrome? Or the perverse satisfaction that the peasants will think it's stainless steel or chrome?

[Sully13]

Biggest disapointment here is you letting your Duche bag show.

 

why wont ho one vote for me?

 

 

 

(im Scotish we dont use that word so im not sure if i spelled it correctly.)

[Abraham_uk]

I don't know. I've never met Ho One.

Don't worry. I'd vote for you. As long as you're representing my constituency (which is unlikely since you live in Scotland and I live in England).

 

An English person, a Welsh person, a Scottish person, an Irish person, a French person and an Italian person are at a reunion.

If the event has nothing to do with rugby, what could this event be about?

[bEVEsthda]

Drowning the Scot?

 

 

Why are straw men?

[Sully13]

Pishing off the Americans by makeing a WW2 movie where they turn up near the end.  Oh Ninja'd.

 

Becayse thay are named after the Pastafarian idol ST Ramen.

 

 

Why is Barbie so popular if you have to buy her freinds 

[Abraham_uk]

Barbie is popular because she can be anything you want her to be. So she can even have any friends you want her to have.

Think of it s Sims but without the character creator.

 

 

Drowning the Scot?

 

Goodness me. Youtube just blew up!