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[Deathangel008]

throw him over board.

why doesn´t anyone asked a silly question here in the last days?

[Orian Tabris]

 

Why is water clear?

[Chris]

Becoz it's water !

 

wtf why is it dark outside at 23:47 pm ?, it's supposed to be like daytime !

[Lunch Box1912]

Sir the sun exploded but away from the orbit of earth... jupiter and Saturn are fucked and you'll never see daylight ever again!

Why is SPAM in a can still available?

[AventuroLegendary]

Because SPAM in a car sounds silly.

 

When will we see the new Zelda game on the Xbox?

[Orian Tabris]

When Xbox stops sucking, and people admit they thought Link was Zelda.

 

How come there's no Slowpoke meme?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

He's too lazy to make one.

 

What is your anti-drug?

[Just My Moniker]

My anti-drug is anything that suppresses the voices in my head. No, its Molly. Shut up its Ritalin. What are you talking about? Its self-esteem. Are you talking to me? No Im talking to the person behind you. Oh haha very funny.

 

Why cant I touch the moon?

[AventuroLegendary]

You can. Just get a large enough ladder.

 

Do goblins lurk in common basements?

[smoke and mirrors]

Not common ones only special basements .

 

 

Why is water wet ?

[Lunch Box1912]

Water is a chemical compound with the chemical formula H2O. A water molecule contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms that are connected by covalent bonds. Water is a liquid at standard ambient temperature and pressure, but it often co-exists on Earth with its solid state, ice, and gaseous state, steam (water vapor).

 

It's wet because earth is close to the sun.

 

Why does everything have gravity? Why can't we just float all willy nilly?

[Gravisanimi]

Because all matter wants you to give you a big, non-consented hug.

 

Is wind just really big soundwaves?

[bEVEsthda]

No. Winds are Gaia's dreams of change.

 

Consider the following proof:

Sound propagates at the speed of sound, approx 767 mph. And doesn't move any air.

So, since it's not 'A', then by common, human logic it has to be 'Z'.

 

Why do we live in squares? (square rooms, square houses, square blocks)  No other animal does that.

[Revan]

Because we're in Minecraft.

 

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[bEVEsthda]

He didn't want to miss Lost.

 

 

Lead glass lacks crystaline structure, contains 40% lead and stops X-ray. How come it's transparent?

[Nate Assassin]

Because Jesuz says so.

 

Why do I enjoy watching ponies go on magical adventures?

[Just My Moniker]

Because Lauren Faust invented a drug that is transmitted through sound and she is testing it out using MLP.

 

Why cant I see the air?

[smoke and mirrors]

You can`t ? i see it all the time .

 

 

Why do people always want to talk to you when your reading ?

[bEVEsthda]

Since you're not talking, you must be listening.

 

 

Why do some silly questions not seem so silly?

[DeathScepter]

for they are monkeys and having fleas on them

 

 

 

why do monkeys have fleas?

[smoke and mirrors]

because their not flying monkeys .

 

 

Why do you iron with an iron ?

[AventuroLegendary]

If it's a tire iron, yes.

 

I wonder what's for dinner?

[Vien Quitonm]

Lunch is for dinner.

If I consume a light beer, will I lose weight? 

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes so drink more

 

 

Why do you always run into the person your trying to avoid ?

[Deathangel008]

because life is a b*tch.

why is it always raining when i´m outside?