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[Katiefrost]

They'll make another one.

Will a hair of the dog also cure ice cream head aches?

[Abraham_uk]

No, but it will do this to you  .

 

What is the best thing that you can buy for only one dollar?

[spinachdiaper]

100 filthy, grimy, dirty pennies

 

 

 

What does a albino polar bear look like?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

An albino polarbear off coarce.

 

will you remember to Vote Decepticon?

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

yes of course!

 

what is green and sings?

[Abraham_uk]

Kermit The Frog

 

 

If you could be any well known historical individual, who would you be and why?

[bEVEsthda]

Hugh Hefner. Because he got to meet so many fine authors and intellectuals, contributing great articles to his classy literary magazine.

 

 

 

If Isaac Newton is the greatest scientist, William Shakespear the greatest author, Vincent van Gogh the greatest artist, Johan Sebastian Bach the greatest composer, Isambard Kingdom Brunel the greatest engineer, Hans Ulrich Rudel the greatest combat pilot, William Marshall the greatest knight, - who is then the greatest fashion model?

[bEVEsthda]

Goodness me. Youtube just blew up!

 

 

No no, never. We love each other. I just misspelled 'Downing the Scotch?'.     

[o Ventus]

If a hipsters make a sound when they fall in the woods, do they make a sound? Would I have heard of it?

[bEVEsthda]

You have already answered both your own questions, but no other, so there's nothing to see here.

 

 

How many posts on BSN are made by drunk persons?

[BronzTrooper]

Do you really need to ask?  

 

Was bEVEsthda's question a serious one?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Sadly yes he is incapable of surreal humour.

 

 

 

So how mutch?

[mousestalker]

All of your money and half your honour.

Where are we going?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

to my place. i got $3.50.

 

what dose that get me?

[Bison]

In Australian dollars? $500000 which roughly equates to 3 handfuls of dirt in Euros. 

 

Is today tomorrow New Zealand?

[Abraham_uk]

No no, never. We love each other. I just misspelled 'Downing the Scotch?'.     

 

Well that is one heck of a misunderstanding.

Looks like the sort of mistake a translator would make.

 

Maybe. Then again I've been illinformed about New Zealand. No hobbits, dwarves, elves, trolls, goblins and Urak-hai in New Zealand.

 

 

What would the next Dragon Age game be like if George RR Martin was involved in the writing?

[bEVEsthda]

It would be like a bad Elder Scrolls, but with very elaborate NPCs. Lot's of killing, No particular point or direction to anything that happens, And never ending.

 

 

Sadly yes he is incapable of surreal humour.

 

< Hush. Don't tell them that. I'm counting on the thread title and assumptions to obscure what a nazi I am. >

 

 

 

 

If someone prefer beer first, fistfight after, or If someone prefer fistfight first, beer after, what do you make of that?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Beer?

Top that.

 

why has no one blocked me yet?

[Abraham_uk]

Because that would require you to actually break site rules?

Or maybe the moderators are away.

 

What is your real life alignment?

 

 

Lawful Good

Neutral Good

Chaotic Good

 

Lawful Neutral

True Neutral

Chaotic Neutral

 

Lawful Evil

Neutral Evil

Chaotic Evil

[mousestalker]

Lawful Good

 

 

Why are so gaming villains chaotic stupid? And why isn't that an alignment choice?

[Abraham_uk]

Because chaotic stupid is easier to write than chaotic evil.

 

Why is it not an alignment choice?

For starters there would be 3 chaotic stupid alignments.

 

Chaotic Good and Stupid

Chaotic Neutral and Stupid

Chaotic Evil and Stupid

 

Adding this dimension would triple the number of alignments. Going from 9 traditional alignments to 27 alignments.

 

Spoiler

 

Lawful Good and Clever
Neutral Good and Clever
Chaotic Good and Clever
Lawful Neutral and Clever
True Neutral and Clever
Chaotic Neutral and Clever
Lawful Evil and Clever
Neutral Evil and Clever
Chaotic Evil and Clever

 

Lawful Good and Average Intelligence
Neutral Good and Average Intelligence
Chaotic Good and Average Intelligence
Lawful Neutral and Average Intelligence
True Neutral and Average Intelligence
Chaotic Neutral and Average Intelligence
Lawful Evil and Average Intelligence
Neutral Evil and Average Intelligence
Chaotic Evil and Average Intelligence

 

Lawful Good and Stupid
Neutral Good and Stupid
Chaotic Good and Stupid
Lawful Neutral and Stupid
True Neutral and Stupid
Chaotic Neutral and Stupid
Lawful Evil and Stupid
Neutral Evil and Stupid
Chaotic Evil and Stupid

 

 

 

What is your favourite common myth?

[Katiefrost]

It's hard to beat the Easter Bunny.

Have you ever found a stray rabbit hair on a Cadbury Cream Egg?

[Abraham_uk]

No.

 

How does he get away with this? I mean that is just...

Spoiler

[Morty Smith]

Because he isn´t the hero this world needs, but what it deserves.

 

You have a pyramid, glue, ants, wire and somebody atop a wheel asks you "why?". What is the answer?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

****** whares my sandwhitch.

 

****** whares my sandwitch?