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[Katiefrost]

Always.

Are you waiting for the men in black?

[bEVEsthda]

No. The first movie was fine. But it kinda scored all the points on the subject matter, by novelty. Sequels are just silly and repetition.

 

Are you afraid of the men in white coats?

[BronzTrooper]

Nah, I'm not an alien, so they have no reason to dissect me 

 

Lip sync?

[Katiefrost]

Not as good as Anne Hathaway:



Who would you crush if you could?

[TheChosenOne]

My enemies

 

 

 

Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?

[Abraham_uk]

Depends.

 

If the foolish follower has been fooled for the first time shame on the fool.

If the foolish follower has been fooled more than once, shame on the foolish follower.

 

 

What is the nastiest food you've ever tasted?

[Commander Rpg]

Cooked snails.

 

You will all die, does that scare you?

[bEVEsthda]

Nope. Because that is in some faraway future that will never come. Thus I'm immortal.

 

 

Does what will become of your children scare you?

[Gener_iKo]

Having children scares me.

Was Parappa da Rapper good or am I feeling nostalgic?

[spinachdiaper]

Only dirty smelly hippies like that noise.

 

 

Have you ever ran naked through the forest while high on your own imagination?

[Katiefrost]

No, but my face fell into a plate of spaghetti once.

Do your bedroom slippers talk to each other late at night when they think you're asleep?

[FraQ]

It's actually a miniature Walrus or Magnus Dente Stomachus Bestia in latin and he growls because it's lonely inside you.

 

 

Where the heck does my dog's leash keep disappearing to?

[Killdren88]

Do you think selling audiobooks read by Gilbert Godfrey or Danny Devito would be a genius idea for a series of books meant to be taken seriously but you laugh the entire way?

[Abraham_uk]

Sounds like a good idea.

Not quite as awesome as Tom Hardy's Bane doing the narration.

 

If Tom Hardy's Bane was doing karaoke, what song would be most amusing for him to sing?

[breakdown71289]

Barbie Girl by Aqua.
 
 
Is your shadow actually a portal to an alternate world in which there is no sun and all of humanity lives in darkness, so instead of shadows they get awfully detailed bright reflections of themselves when starlight hits them?

Is your shadow really just a mysterious BSN'er that doesn't want to reveal themself to you?

[Abraham_uk]

A mysterious BSN'er of course.

 

If you had to pick one of the below, which would you pick?

 

1. Your life having one massive plot twist once a year for the rest of your life.
2. Once a month your life will have a random Stan Lee Cameo for the rest of Stan Lee's life.
3. You and Nicolas Cage have a "Freaky Friday" style body swap which lasts 10 years before swapping back.

[Abraham_uk]

Who/what do you think you were in a past life?

Let me answer that question with a script. (Because I love doing scripts on these forums).

 

Game Master: Hmm. Well let's see. You're absolutely sure you want to roll as a bee?

Me: Sure. Let's do this. [2 hours later the bee dies].

Game Master: Okay. You've rolled 57 characters. They have all perished at the roll of a dice. May I suggest you roll a human?

Me: Human. Not another insect? Or an arachnid? A penguin! I love penguins! They're my favourite!

Game Master: Ugh. Just roll a human.

 

[5 hours later]

 

Game Master: So you're walking down the street. Okay lets roll a dice for common sense. Nope. That's 4 degrees of failure. So you say something incredibly offensive to the aggressive looking thug. He pulls out a knife and let's roll a dice for toughness. Nope the thug stabs you so badly that you die pretty much on the spot. Time to re roll.

Me: Ugh! I quit.

Game Master: Okay. One more character? This time I'll just make one for you. You keep getting your characters killed. This time he is mixed race, has a very diverse ethnic background and has average stats across the board. He has the potential to learn pretty much anything if he puts his mind to it.

Me: Awesome. What shall I call him?

Game Master: Abraham. That would be a good name. This time do what I say. Hopefully you last more than one session.

Me: Awesome.

 

[7 weeks later]

 

Game Master: So you spend much of your adult life on the Bioware Forums. Ugh. You know what? At least you're not getting yourself killed. Again!

Me: I'm just happy to be alive.

Game Master: Yes [sarcasm]. Aren't we all.

 

 

 

 

So what character should I roll for my next life?

[bEVEsthda]

Human, and maximize wisdom and resistance to cancer.

 

How do I take revenge, for everything, on the evil spirits lurking in the shadows?

[Abraham_uk]

Train to become a Cleric or Paladin, then smite the evil spirits!

 

 

 

Your superhero team consists of:

 

A man who is good at everything but exceptional at nothing.

A woman who is fluent in every language

A man who can only tell lies who for some reason everyone (except you) believes

A woman who can only tell the truth who for some reason nobody (except you) believes

A man who is superhumanly derpy

A woman who is superhumanly involved with social justice movements

Since I'm being generous you get a super power too. You are superhumanly skilled at all martial arts.

 

So what on Earth do you do with this team? 

[lady_v23]

and the cats traveled all over the world, giving free vaccinations to children.

 

why is fire hot?

[Heimerdinger]

Fire is hot because it burns and it's just doing what it was created to do. (Didn't The Catalyst explain this?)

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? (this or my signature)