Guest_SilverMoonDragon2.0_*
For no reason whatsoever, other than for the pure maniacal pleasure of knowing that everyone would wonder and agonize over why on earth a chicken would do that....long story short, the chicken crossed the road purely to mess with us.
What would it be like if your mouth were on your foot?
He always knew it would be futile and just draw attention from the Borg.
Where do dentists get their needles from and what is their real intended use?
Dentist needles come from the chain of "Sadists'R'us" toy stores
Is Lansing Michigan named after a bunch of poll arm enthusiasts living in one area?
No. However if the person yelling at me was a drill Sargent I'd physically duck.
If this was any other situation I'd shrug my shoulders.
If you could be any Superhero (from comics, television or film), what would you be and why?
Yes I'm going to be very broad with my definition of Superhero. This can include people without super powers and even individuals such as the members of the A Team, The Doctor, MacGyver etc...
I'm a wood nymph named Merv Griffin.
Why are your potatoes staring at my manly bosoms.
Because they weren't mashed, boiled, or stewed.
How firm are my volleyballs?
Firmer than soccerballs on ice.
How come rabbits can't ride a bike while not thinking about it?
Because they're rabbits. Cheeky Bastards.
How can a man land on Mars?
The same way a woman can.
With a lot of high tech, tons of ambition and a capable team.
If you could only master one of the below options,
which would you pick and why?
Water Bending
Earth Bending
Fire Bending
Air Bending
An appropriate question given my current "Avatar" 
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volbur kip ney.
dovah kiin bormah uv monah sos rei?
It´s strange, yes.
why do you watch so much cartoons?
Why don't you?
Is it alright that I answered a question with a question?
Humans can't reason past a sixth party so you can think about what some else is thinking while they think about another person's thoughts while the next person is thinking about what the other guy was thinking and someone ordered a pizza while sitting on the lap of Abraham Lincoln's statue in DC during the vernal equinox while watching High Noon so the dude with the Pegasus tattoo on his wigwam had a razzmatazz on a shim-sham and long story short who am I now?
HELLO CLEVELAND!?!?
Them's the beats
Hey baby what's happening?
Well some guy is getting killed with a spoon.
Can you think of a more inefficient method of murder?
Yes.
Bobby went to the store and bought what?
Bought an action figure and named it "The Chosen One".
King: You Sir Robert are The Chosen One. You alone shall slay the dragon.
Robert: But the other "Chosen Ones" were killed by the dragon.
King: Umm.
Robert: Can't you choose more Chosen Ones?
King: Only a prophet can write a prophecy.
Robert: Where is the prophet?
King's 10 year old son: Sir Robert. You called?
So. What does this tell you about the King?
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