Because the rain cant say hello to you when youre inside, silly.
Why are erasers pink?
Because the rain cant say hello to you when youre inside, silly.
Why are erasers pink?
because some of them are blue, or white, or any other color.
why do so many poeple (including me) hate spiders?
Because of the Great Spider Gang Wars that only left destruction in their wake.
If the sun had a face, who would it look like?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because you eat food and it turns to poo.
Why is Recon not a clopgod?
Because that spot is taken by ̴̀̕͡͠ ̸̸̕͢ ̸̨͟͞͞ ̛̛͘͜ ̴͠ ̡̧̧͜͟ ͟͏ ̀͡͞ ̶͢͟҉ ̨̡͟҉ ̨͞ ̧͏͢ ͏҉̷̶́ ̸̷̧́͡ ̡͜͜͠ ̴̛̀ ͠͝ ́̕̕͝ ̛̀͟͡ ̡̨̛́
Why is the Rose not Red?
Because it fell in a vat of bleech.
Who is ̴̀̕͡͠ ̸̸̕͢ ̸̨͟͞͞ ̛̛͘͜ ̴͠ ̡̧̧͜͟ ͟͏ ̀͡͞ ̶͢͟҉ ̨̡͟҉ ̨͞ ̧͏͢ ͏҉̷̶́ ̸̷̧́͡ ̡͜͜͠ ̴̛̀ ͠͝ ́̕̕͝ ̛̀͟͡ ̡̨̛́ ?
Guest_simfamUP_*
A fox.
How do I get my hair just like Stannis?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You soak it in 2 tablespoons of milk, 2 tablespoons of latte, 5 teaspoons of dirt and then finally on top you put on a piece of steak and leave it there for 10 WHOLE days!
Why is snow white?
Guest_simfamUP_*
Because black is racist.
Why can't I eat a cloud?
Because you are no Sheogorath.
Why can't I RP as a gangsta?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because you are a pony.
Why do the cows say muuuuhhh?
OneWomanArmy, on 14 May 2014 - 3:21 PM, said:Because you are a pony.
But I am not a pony ![]()
Because cows have alien implants that make them moo and stuff.
How does one get on the Deep Web?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Hahahaha
You go there by entering your washing machine and closing your eyes and then imagining it!
Why does it rain sometimes?
Because that's how it is.
Is this my very first post at this forums? ![]()
It is many things...
Why has my back started to hurt the last couple of days?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because you jumped too much on the trampoline!
Why aren't there any pink dogs?
There are, but they also happen to be mute and invisible.
What would happen if the Moon started having a rotation so we don't always see the same side?(In other words, a non-geosynchronous orbit)
I'd have to punish it.
What the hell is that thing under your username?
It is a maidenhood that big titted daughter of the miller lost by the river
Where could I find a Moomin Ancestor? Already checked the cellar....
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You can find it under your couch.
What can I do to take over Bioware?
Own a really large Tim Horton's across the street.
What the hell is that thing under your username?
Miia the Lamia. Don't Google that in pubic folks.
If fire is heated particles giving off light, why don't game developers use particle physic engines to make it?
Because science is too complicated.
Why does batman have to sound like he smoked 100000000 cigarettes in the movies?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because he has to sound scary to kids!
Why doesn't Spiderman have wings?