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#426
Just My Moniker

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Because the rain cant say hello to you when youre inside, silly.

 

Why are erasers pink?



#427
Deathangel008

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because some of them are blue, or white, or any other color.

why do so many poeple (including me) hate spiders?



#428
Just My Moniker

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Because of the Great Spider Gang Wars that only left destruction in their wake.

 

If the sun had a face, who would it look like?



#429
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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It would look like a kind old man! Kinda like Santa!

Why do I love coffee so much? Why does it taste so good?
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#430
Jorji Costava

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Because it has gustatory powers.

 

Stealing this one from Colin Mochrie: How does food become poo?



#431
Nate Assassin

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Because you eat food and it turns to poo.

 

Why is Recon not a clopgod?



#432
Gravisanimi

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Because that spot is taken by  ̴̀̕͡͠ ̸̸̕͢ ̸̨͟͞͞ ̛̛͘͜ ̴͠ ̡̧̧͜͟ ͟͏ ̀͡͞ ̶͢͟҉ ̨̡͟҉ ̨͞ ̧͏͢ ͏҉̷̶́ ̸̷̧́͡ ̡͜͜͠ ̴̛̀ ͠͝ ́̕̕͝ ̛̀͟͡ ̡̨̛́

 

Why is the Rose not Red?



#433
Inquisitor Recon

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Because it fell in a vat of bleech.

 

Who is   ̴̀̕͡͠ ̸̸̕͢ ̸̨͟͞͞ ̛̛͘͜ ̴͠ ̡̧̧͜͟ ͟͏ ̀͡͞ ̶͢͟҉ ̨̡͟҉ ̨͞ ̧͏͢ ͏҉̷̶́ ̸̷̧́͡ ̡͜͜͠ ̴̛̀ ͠͝ ́̕̕͝ ̛̀͟͡ ̡̨̛́  ?



#434
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A fox.

 

How do I get my hair just like Stannis?



#435
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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You soak it in 2 tablespoons of milk, 2 tablespoons of latte, 5 teaspoons of dirt and then finally on top you put on a piece of steak and leave it there for 10 WHOLE days!

 

Why is snow white?


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#436
Guest_simfamUP_*

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Because black is racist.

 

Why can't I eat a cloud?



#437
Nate Assassin

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Because you are no Sheogorath.

 

Why can't I RP as a gangsta?



#438
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Because you are a pony.

 

Why do the cows say muuuuhhh?



#439
Nate Assassin

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OneWomanArmy, on 14 May 2014 - 3:21 PM, said:

Because you are a pony.

But I am not a pony :wizard:

 

Because cows have alien implants that make them moo and stuff.

 

How does one get on the Deep Web?



#440
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Hahahaha

 

You go there by entering your washing machine and closing your eyes and then imagining it!

 

Why does it rain sometimes?



#441
THISaint

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Because that's how it is.

 

Is this my very first post at this forums? :)


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#442
bEVEsthda

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It is many things...

 

 

Why has my back started to hurt the last couple of days?



#443
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Because you jumped too much on the trampoline!

 

 

 

Why aren't there any pink dogs?



#444
Gravisanimi

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There are, but they also happen to be mute and invisible.

 

What would happen if the Moon started having a rotation so we don't always see the same side?(In other words, a non-geosynchronous orbit)



#445
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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I'd have to punish it.

 

What the hell is that thing under your username?



#446
Farci Reprimer

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It is a maidenhood that big titted daughter of the miller lost by the river

 

Where could I find a Moomin Ancestor? Already checked the cellar....

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#447
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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You can find it under your couch.

 

What can I do to take over Bioware?



#448
Gravisanimi

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Own a really large Tim Horton's across the street.

 

What the hell is that thing under your username?

Miia the Lamia. Don't Google that in pubic folks.

 

If fire is heated particles giving off light, why don't game developers use particle physic engines to make it?



#449
Revan

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Because science is too complicated.

 

Why does batman have to sound like he smoked 100000000 cigarettes in the movies?



#450
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Because he has to sound scary to kids!

 

 

Why doesn't Spiderman have wings?