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#501
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A war you obviously didn't serve in lol.

 

 

 

Why is the weather constantly changing?



#502
bEVEsthda

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Weather is a bunch of women.  Don't let that P.C. nonsense of giving some storms male names fool you. That

's just politics and doesn't change reality.

 

After all these years of intense military and space research and development, why aren't batteries better?



#503
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Because batteries are really homes for aliens who are spying on us, so in order to not raise suspicion they have to be bad!

 

 

Why dont people have wings?



#504
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The neanderthals had them, but we wiped them out in a fit of jealousy.

Where does the light go when you turn it off?

#505
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It hides in the the dark!

 

 

 

Why do we need air?



#506
Versus Omnibus

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It's harder to get high underwater.

 

 

Why must we fight?



#507
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We need to hide how small we are.

 

 

 

Why cant we breathe under water?



#508
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It was either that or having x-ray vision.

 

 

No matter how much radiation I'm exposed to I can't transform into a hulk! Why is that?



#509
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Because the Hulk would be jeaolus!!!

 

 

 

Why do you want to be the Hulk? He is not that good looking...



#510
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Because I can bench-press a mountain and impress the ladies!

 

Will you marry me?



#511
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Depends if you're actually the Hulk or not.

 

 

Why are some people clumsier than others?



#512
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Too much cute cat videos will do that to you.

 

How is that people think dubstep is music?



#513
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They were born yesterday, that's why.



Why do some people not like video games?

#514
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If you want to understand that, you'll need to ask around a different forum.

 

Why do some people not like chocolate ice cream?



#515
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Because they are not normal lol.

 

 

Why do some people like meat?



#516
geth47

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Because eating wood would be even worse. Try it and see.

 

What do women do when they go to the restroom together?



#517
Deathangel008

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you don´t want to know that.

would a zombie apocalypse be possible?



#518
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Of course! It can happen any day now!

 

 

 

Do you want it to happen?



#519
Deathangel008

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when you give me a Mk48 and more than enough ammo for it why not, otherwise no.

would you want it to happen?



#520
Dominus

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Make it happen, BioWare.

Whatchu talking bout Willis?

#521
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Your momma!

 

Who is Willis?



#522
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Its Bruce! lol.

 

 

 

Who are you?



#523
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a weird guy that remembers the Great war was causes by Aliens

 

 

 

Why did they do that?



#524
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Why not?

 

 

How many is that?



#525
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To many

 

How many more do you think we need ?